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Thread: Carson's Greatest Lines

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    When a straight guy holds up gob of chocolate on his index finger: “See, in our community that's frowned upon.”
    omg I just got that.
    "I can hear the silence. Of what we used to be. And I can see the sign. of what you want to be."

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    I wanted to bring this thread back to life now that we have new episodes on the tube!

    I am going to give a quote from Jeff's episode (113) - Thanks to BorderEevil2 who already mentioned it in Ili's recap thread.

    In the SUV, after Carson and Jeff's daughter Christina drops Thom and Jeff off at Thomasville furniture store, he says to her..."Ok! Now lets go to the mall and look for boys!"
    I think Johnny Damon has the SWEETEST mullet in major league baseball!

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    Jeff T. Episode
    In the begining when they knock on door..."Wanna buy some cookies?"

    "Gay good...Gray bad"


    Jai puts a net thing over his head.
    Carson: "I love it makes me wanna get a Maleria shot"

    (Carsons in the closet with Christina and finds a pink box)
    Carson: "The pink box of many treasurers...(opens it and pulls out folded up papers) Guess What?!?! Your adopted...HA HA.just kidding Ha Ha Ha thats not funny, Im sorry.."

    (carson, jeff, christina, at the Fly fishing store)

    Carson: Who knew you could get all this at a fly fishing store? Look at this.. pink feathers--- I mean what do you people use this for--? -- My people would use it to decorate shoes or perhaps a festive tiarra

    Christina is squezzing lemons...
    Carson: Now Shouldn't they have a lemon squezzer..That poor things ganna get capentunel

    Christinas picking out clothes for her dad..
    Carson: Shes a natural
    Christina: and if you want to wear this (looking at a denim shirt) Don't match your denims.
    Carson: Shes a CIT..Carson in Traning

    Jeff found the gift that the Fab 5 left them...
    As He opens it..Carson says. There Nude photos of he and Corean (his wife)

    Andrew episode..(when everyone was making a big pile of stuff Carson adds a stool and says) "Here's the Stool sample"

    Andrew (camera dude that works on QEFTSG)
    When Carson finds a tape and shows it to Ted...

    Carson: "Oh heres a show about Girls who like to eat stuff"

    then he plays the tape a watches it with Ted...

    Carson: "Oh dear...This isn't cooking!" and turns it off looking shocked.

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    In the episode with Butch

    pile of stuff comes out of the closet, making Carson fall. he picks up a matress Oh look! The guest bedroom!
    I love the Fab 5

    Carson: Dead animals always add ambience...not.
    Kyan: Hey Jai, I found the culture. It's at the bottom of the toothbrush holder.
    Ted: I like to think of us as gay superheroes...without the tights.
    Thom: It's so ugly! Everything is so ugly!
    Jai: I broke the wall. I broke the wall and I'm not sure it matters.

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    It's good to see/read in this thread again. Thanks LoveFab5 .

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    I'm lovin' the new wave of Carson Quotes.

    Carson: Who knew you could get all this at a fly fishing store? Look at this.. pink feathers--- I mean what do you people use this for--? -- My people would use it to decorate shoes or perhaps a festive tiarra
    (Carsons in the closet with Christina and finds a pink box)
    Carson: "The pink box of many treasurers...(opens it and pulls out folded up papers) Guess What?!?! Your adopted...HA HA.just kidding Ha Ha Ha thats not funny, Im sorry.."
    I wish I had his quick wit.

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    .

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    Carson: "You know why they call it a mock turtleneck? Because people mock you when you wear it."


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    Jai: You might not have noticed it, but that girl is giving him serious body language that she's interested.

    Carson: Honey, Ray Charles would have noticed it.

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    Kyan: "Call me old-fashioned, but I like my shampoo to be my shampoo and my conditioner to be my conditioner."

    Or Ted: "Dessert is all about drama and nothing says drama like fire."

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    Richard Ep.
    When Ted Tells Carson hes not going shopping
    the expression on Carsons face was like someone just slaped him

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    Carson....Pinstripes make you look taller...I think he was serious when he said it...but I saw the suit...right look for the lawyer but he didn't look taller or slimer....Pin stripes head to toe make you look old....which wasn't bad in this case.....he has a youthful face.....

    Leno on the other hand....ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Pin stripes made him look funny which isn't hard to do

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    (Carsons in the closet with Christina and finds a pink box)
    Carson: "The pink box of many treasurers...(opens it and pulls out folded up papers) Guess What?!?! Your adopted...HA HA.just kidding Ha Ha Ha thats not funny, Im sorry.."
    LMAO i just love that carson quote.
    I pray when I'm coming down, you'll be asleep
    If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet


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