09-13-2003, 08:37 PM #111
i cant remember the episode but he said as he was cleaning out one of the straight guys closets.....looks it's the poster child of polyester and then not losing a beat disco is dead (son?) ....natural fabrics....repeat after me natural fabrics.....
09-17-2003, 12:00 AM #112
What a difference a gay makes.
You don't want to be dressed up in your own house ... throws people off. That's how you guys must feel around me.
09-17-2003, 12:37 AM #113
Regarding the old bar stools.
Here's a stool sample!
09-17-2003, 01:22 AM #114
What a dismount, I don't think I've ever gotten off like that before. Was that your first time too?
We sold your children to buy you new furniture.
We'll get you a new bag and send this one back to Joan Schwartz in Boca
09-17-2003, 01:28 AM #115
Poodle, his first quote made me think, "oh, no he didn't!" But, of course, "Oh, yes he did!"
09-17-2003, 01:44 AM #116
that's why I love Carson so much. He says whatever he feels, if it's a double entendre, offensive in some way, innappropriate or overtly sexual well then so be it.
Originally Posted by eldee
09-17-2003, 01:46 AM #117
Carson seems to get away with just about anything! Could you imagine what he's like without the cameras?
09-17-2003, 06:11 PM #118
Newbie ici, registering because two of my favorite Carson lines have not been posted yet:
To George, after seeing his unfortunate cookware: "Does your **** just slide right out because it's nonstick?"
To Tom K, after saying he'll eat one of the old cookies if Tom will: "Oh [wipes mouth as he spits out the cookie], that's delicious!"
09-18-2003, 12:48 AM #119
Swanky Ken! Carson is a trip, isn't he?
09-19-2003, 08:16 AM #120
Since I'll never get to watch it where I am, the fantastic reviews here prompted me to download some eps...
How come no one posted this yet?
In episode 3- Tom K. (Make Room for Lisa)
Carson (holding a pair of sexy underwear, probably Lisa's): I don't remember coming here and getting drunk...
Thought that was hilarious!
And I like this one too:
Carson: People say I look like Ellen Degeneres.
I like how he said it with a straight (no pun intended) face. And you know what? He does look like her!
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