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    Quote Originally Posted by Too Much Coffee
    Carson: Do you know any gay people?
    John B.: No. Well, I think the woman who lives across from me is a lesbian.
    Carson: Yeah? What's her name?
    John B.: I think her name's Brenda(?). . . Do you know her?
    Carson: Oh, right. Brenda the lesbian. Doesn't she play softball?
    I love this guy!!!

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    hi, thanks!! i can't believe i missed yesterday's episode! it's ok though, Bravo reruns it

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    ronsypooie! I like your avatar!
    <3 RoNNi

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    Hey Ronsypooie, I got home after 11pm and missed it too, however, it was a repeat. Next week is when they will air a new episode.

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    Adam episode:
    I am paraphrasing based on recollection:

    While digging through the closet: "There are no man shoes in this house!"
    Later that day "Oh, HERE are the shoes. Under the sweaters on the floor, of course!"
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    Carson, while flipping through a bunch of hockey jerseys on hangers with names like Gretzgy: "I don't recognize ANY of these countries".
    Adam: "They're players"
    Carson looks perplexed, shakes head and expresses no comprehension
    Adam: "Hockey players"
    Carson: "No. Not registering."

    Also, while not quotes directly from episodes, I found this interview of Carson on the Bravo site and it goes right along with these other quotes very well:


    1. Describe your ideal vacation location and activities.
    Two weeks in Paris with really good credit.

    2. What type of workout keeps you in shape?
    Shopping is my cardio!

    3. What's your favorite "guilty pleasure?"
    Cavalli and lots of cha-ching!

    4. What product or item could you not live without?
    Killer sunglasses.

    5. What is your all-time favorite book?
    The Bible -or- "Are You There God? It's Me Margaret." It's a toss-up!

    6. What was the name and species of your childhood pet?
    "Sparky" - a dapple-grey Shetland pony.

    7. What celebrity do you think has an amazing sense of style?
    Liz Taylor. The things she could do with a simple 21-carat solitaire!

    8. Which celebrity would you most like to makeover, and why?
    George Bush. His taste is a little too Republican. Far too many black suit and red ties.

    9. What is the worst style faux pas a person can commit?
    Not being yourself.

    10. What's your biggest pet peeve?
    The words "pet peeve." Or mean people.

    11. Who is your role model or personal inspiration?
    Reese Witherspoon. She's spunky and has great hair!

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    Carson and Ted (or maybe Thom?) in bed:

    "Here we are in some random ma's bed. Brings back some memories! Good times!"

    This is paraphrased.. help me get this quote right!

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    I don't know if this one has already been mentioned, but the Fab 5 were on the MTV Video Music awards and helped Jimmy Fallon give the award for "Best Female Performer" or something. When Jimmy opened the envelope and said "The winner is..." Carson yelled out "Barbara Streisand!" and he and the other guys jumped up and down with excitement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carrera
    Carson and Ted (or maybe Thom?) in bed:

    "Here we are in some random ma's bed. Brings back some memories! Good times!"

    This is paraphrased.. help me get this quote right!
    It was Thom, for the record...and they were under the blankets too, lol. It really was good times!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_shipper
    It was Thom, for the record...and they were under the blankets too, lol. It really was good times!
    I was thinking it, but didn't post it. Actually, I thought he said random man's bed. He just keeps them coming. Don't forget, next Tuesday is a new episode!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyBlondie
    I believe it was "disco related injury." They "aren't pretty". I love these guys.
    Are you sure?? I could have swore that it was dance. Oh well. Thanks for the clarification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayner
    I don't know if this one has already been mentioned, but the Fab 5 were on the MTV Video Music awards and helped Jimmy Fallon give the award for "Best Female Performer" or something. When Jimmy opened the envelope and said "The winner is..." Carson yelled out "Barbara Streisand!" and he and the other guys jumped up and down with excitement.
    LOL I loved that!!! Especially since I'm a HUGE Barbra fan. And yes, I am a straight female.

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