[QUOTE=burbanknate]Ones that cracked me up the hardest were:
>>Girl is quite obviously cold:
"There must be some Toros in the atmosphere"<<
Okay, maybe it's because I'm straight, but I missed this one. Help?
>>Adam Zalta gives his wife earrings to match her pearl necklace:
"Everyone loves a pearl necklace!"<<
Didn't catch this episode, but love the reference. I love the way these guys get lines like that one - I can't believe that a room of network censors wouldn't cut that line and a million others. There's nothing better for audience-building than to feel like you're in on the joke when others aren't.
>>He's a riot.<<
Actually, he reminds me more of the guy in flashy reflective tape directing traffic during a riot. That would be the best riot ever seen. With a little help from Jai, they would take over 42nd Street and Times Square and New York would live again.