Steve (channeling Tim Gunn): Designers... I am here to tell you that you are screwed, and that there is nothing you can do to save whatever you're doing. Carry on!
Christian: Hi, everybody! Thank you for coming! I would like to thank my beautiful family for coming... hey! (the Tyra ANTM kinda hey) Wow, everybody looks fierce! Kay... enjoy the show!
Christian: Fierce, flawless and fabulous!
Chrisitan: I'm kinda fierce, and I'm kind of a celebrity... in my own head.
Christian: I'm not a miracle worker lady... I can't make you have an a$$!
Christian: I love Asians. Asians are fierce.
Tim: We're going some place...
Christian: Is it fierce? Better be fierce, Tim!
During the updated trends challenge
Heidi: Tim's in the workroom with a familiar face, and she's brought some old friends along to help you on your challenge!
Sweet Pea: So the first thing I think is that we are going to be making clothes for senior citizens.
Jillian (in overalls): I would like to bring overalls back.
Nina: Why? Oh!
Sweet Pea: Why am I always last! Is my button stuck to the bottom of that bag on purpose?
Steve: Chris keeps telling me "Girl, this jacket is going to be hot! Don't worry about it!" *blank stare* Oooo-kay.
Jack: All the trends are outdated for a reason... they're absolutely terrible. So I went for Britney Spears on crack.
Kit (working with Jack & Christian): 'kay.... I'm just going to make this a cap sleeve instead of actual fringe, or else it'll look like armpit hair!
During the prom challenge
Heidi: And each of the girls has had a chance to look at your portfolios and they've made choices about who they wanna work with!
Chris: I don't know what the poor girl who chose me was thinking...
*Cut to Chris in drag with a Wonder Woman costume on*
Christian: I think prom is horrible and tacky and gross.
Waiting outside the room where the WWE divas were wrestling
Sweet Pea: I'm scared!
Tim: Congratulations! You deserve it... can you believe it?
*Michael Kors cracks up*
... yeah, I pretty much love Christian!