Great job spegs!!! Congratulations! Seriously, whaddya think of the feathered mules? I'm a licensed FORT-recapper Shoe Critic!Originally Posted by spegsI will be stepping into the uber-fashionable stiletto heels of your regular recapper, Hepcat, for one week. *struts down runway Austin Scarlet-style* How do they look on me? Hmmm…maybe with a few feathers…
Pink Feathered "Let me slip into something more comfortable" stiletto vamp mules!!!!
Tonight’s appetizer will be…cheese
Olga is out, Heidi announces, her eyes glittering in an almost metallic way…
I, too, expected cheesey Dum dum DUMMMM! music then
She could have had the same idea all by herself. (Coulda, but probably didn’t.) I can only imagine Wendy’s histrionics if Kara Saun had touched Wendy’s bolt of fabric—I think we’re all glad we didn’t have to witness that.
Back at the runway, Nancy says she would wear Wendy’s bodice, but she can’t stand the feathers. (I kick my boa under the desk.) This turns into a discussion of which designs could be worn “with tweaking.” Apparently Nancy wasn’t stupid enough to agree to actually wear one of the dresses—only some little piece to placate Bravo in exchange for bringing all her fame to their little show. She could have worn KaraSaun's as is if she was still hosting Nashville Star, dammit Nancy!
He turns to give Wendy a hug. She clings. He eventually must push her off. She runs backstage where Kara Saun’s and Jay’s expressions are easy to read. Jay says seeing Wendy’s winning face grossed him out. “I hate Wendy! I’m sorry.” Nobody blames you, Jay.
I had thought he was sorry he didn't have any of his "Jay-isms" to say, cuz he was too grossed out.