Finally, we might see carnage! I mean, on a pirate show, is a little carnage to much to ask? I want to see Sean walk the plank or dance the hempen jig.
She thinks Nessa is working the wrong side since the girls outnumber the boys and it’s going to come back and bite her in the butt. Hmm, I have a feeling Nessa might like that.
Ben (I’m not liking Ben much.) doesn’t approve of the tomfoolery. After all, it’s a pirate ship, not a cruise boat. Joe Don’s iron fist style of rule is much preferable to Gentle Ben because pirating is serious work.
When she speaks, I picture a little old nasally Italian lady back East sitting on her plastic covered couch and wearing alot of gaudy jewelry.
And I wish Joy would pull her shorts up. I know she’s tired but I bet she could move a lot faster if they weren’t hanging off her backside.
Meanwhile, Louie is helping Kendra through the jungle and at one point, he grabs her ass. When she calls him on it, he answers that if she slips, he’ll do it again. As I’ve said, it’s all about the booty.
It’s a good thing I’m not on his crew because if he’d made me run frantically through the jungle for that long, there’d be mutiny. Who Has The Biggest Booty?
Joe Don says he does want the pardon and would be totally bummed(Dude, what is he? Pirate or surfer?) if he was set adrift. I’m really beginning to dislike Joe Don, the hoarder. Captain Louie should take his booty and feed him to the fishes. Now that’s the pirate thing to do. The Powder Monkey Floats Away
Forget the sap, Azmyth! It’s all about the booty!
She’s proud to say she didn’t succumb to the lying and backstabbing. Wait! Isn’t that what pirates do? Good riddance. The powder monkey obviously wasn’t destined to become the Pirate Master.