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    John Lakness is a self-described "unapologetic nerd" who taught himself to program computers while in grade school, which got him into plenty of trouble with "hacking, cracking and anarchy." As a professional engineer and scientist, he studied physics at the Air Force Academy in Colorado, received his bachelorís degree in electrical engineering from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute and studied materials science at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology). A scientist by day, he is a lead Chippendale Dancer at night. Although his brain is full of science, entertaining fills his heart. Lakness describes himself as Tarzan dressed in a tuxedo to entertain at a dinner party. He loves to see a smile from every woman in the audience, which motivates him to stay in excellent shape and practice several professionally-choreographed dance routines. A consummate athlete, John takes any physical challenge he can find as a way to stay fit: wrestling, running, swimming and a refusal to drive when cycling is at all possible. He says that if he wins PIRATE MASTER, his first selfish purchase will be a vainglorious billboard in the runner-up's hometown.

    He currently resides in Carlisle, MA, with his dog, Machiavelli.

    His birth date is March 23, 1982.
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    Re: John

    Scientist by day and Chippendale by night? Not something I thought I would ever see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood;2371732;
    Scientist by day and Chippendale by night? Not something I thought I would ever see.
    He might be interesting! Seems like he also has a sense of humour.
    He currently resides in Carlisle, MA, with his dog, Machiavelli.
    He says that if he wins PIRATE MASTER, his first selfish purchase will be a vainglorious billboard in the runner-up's hometown.

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    Jay Leno and John Travolta are his two dads.
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    Those are some intense eyes. I like this guy. Science and chippendales? What a combo!
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    Fabio's little brother. This one looks interesting, to say the least.
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    Re: John

    I like him! Unapologetic nerds unite!

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    Hate the long haired flippy hairdo.... slimy and cheesy.

    But he sounds like an interesting guy, nonetheless. If I could just get at him with some shears....

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    Re: John

    He looks like Disney's Tarzan. Take that as good or bad... I haven't made up my mind.

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    Re: John

    Ennnnh. I think the host is enough eye candy...although I haven't finished looking at the rest of the contestants. Not my type; I don't really feel one way or another about this one. Someone pass him the shampoo.
    Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!!

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