OMG, I have cousins who are Italian and Polish (the Italian is from my side of the family, the Polish from their dad's side), and I have to share my one and only Italian-Polish joke. *apoligies in advance, it is lame, but really, how many opportunities arise to tell this joke*

Did you hear the one about the Polish-Italian?
He made an offer he couldn't understand.

I like Jay's profile. I admire that he went to school when everyone in his family probably expected him to work his whole life at the car factory. I also like that he has a dog named Stoli, as I'm a big vodka fan.