You know you're a PH addict when...
...every time you make a joke, you say, "I've got comedian in me."
...every time you cook a meal, you say, "I've got chef in me."
...anytime you do anything, you say, "I've got ______ in me."
...the hatred you feel for some of the PH guests is worse than the hatred you feel towards your worst enemy.
...you feel like t.v. isn't even worth watching if PH isn't on.