Maybe we should start calling him Zybil since he seems to have so many different personalities in him.All I have to say about the finale is, Zack apparently has Marine in him too.
DISCLAIMER: Before you read any further, I want to make it very clear that I think Charla SHOULD have given Dave the 1/4 million. It was the fair and moral thing to do.
Ruben said (and I'm not quoting 'cause I don't feel like going back to search for it)...
Dave got NOTHING. No friends, no love, no money.
- Dave got no friends because he lied to EVERY single one of them after practically begging them all to trust him.
- Dave got no love because needy, insecure and possessive doormats are unattractive.
- Dave got no money because he forgave Charla every time she did something hurtful to him - which is basically the same as giving her permission. (Besides, he actually did give her permission to screw him over when she put him on the spot during their talk and he said it wouldn't matter. Now he's saying it was hurtful and he's not sure he can remain friends with her. Surprise, surprise...he lied AGAIN!).
Dave = No friends. No love. No money. No balls.