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    Keith, simpley because I do not want to change my gender or become extremely unattractice, plus he is a pretty respectable guy
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    I wouldn't want to be any of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluff
    I wouldn't want to be any of them.
    I'd love to be hostess Amanda. Although, I would take it to another level. I'd like to add a touch of Simon Cowell and be able to say "what the hell are you people doing?" (to the OGs after their visit). When did we bequeath the hotel to you?

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    I wouldn't mind being Tara. But then again, if I were most of these people, I'd shoot myself in the foot and check myself into a mental institution.
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    That's easy. I'd be Tara. Young, hot and lusted after by Charla AND Keith. It's a win/win situation all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnygirl422
    I'd love to be hostess Amanda. Although, I would take it to another level. I'd like to add a touch of Simon Cowell and be able to say "what the hell are you people doing?" (to the OGs after their visit). When did we bequeath the hotel to you?
    Oh yes, I would very much relish a role as the sarcastic, cynical, angry host guy. Both before and after the adult beverages.
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    Can you be Jorge, the waiter? You just know he's in the kitchen with the rest of the staff, making fun of the loud, arrogant Americans after every scene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Oh yes, I would very much relish a role as the sarcastic, cynical, angry host guy. Both before and after the adult beverages.
    I had a dream that Laura from Cupid had appeared at Paradise Hotel and started asking some real good questions. It ended with her pairing up the couples and the twist of the evening was Toni paired up with Scott because Toni's really a man and Scott is gay...
    Any shrinks or dream interpretors out there that could help figure this one out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    Can you be Jorge, the waiter? You just know he's in the kitchen with the rest of the staff, making fun of the loud, arrogant Americans after every scene.
    Hey, I make fun of those same arrogant Americans, so I got that part down. Plus I speak a bit of Spanish so Jorge and I could curse them out together.

    fg, where did Smokey end up being paired?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    fg, where did Smokey end up being paired?
    With that God-awful tarot card reader with the mustache. He wanted to be close to Granpa all the time.

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