Paradise Guests on Friendster
Ummm... not sure if this is against policy, but I am on friendster.com and came across profiles for each and every one of the guests of Paradise Hotel.
Of course, it was just a fan that set it up, but it very funny to read "their" profiles and "their" messages to each other, as well as all the fan testimonials. Since the finale is still 5 days away, I'm stoking my addiction by perusing all the silliness.
If you are on friendster and want to see... try searching for Keith Cuda in the gallery.
Sorry if this is inappropriate or in the wrong place!!
Zach's Profile (more later!)
You are connected to Zack through:
You J. Belinda Zack
Zack's Friends: *(64)
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*Member Since Sep 2003 Last Login 09/26/2003*
Meeting People for: Dating, Serious Relationship (Women and Men),
Friends, Activity Partners
Status: In a Relationship
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Interests: Sweat Bands
Favorite TV Shows: Paradise Hotel
Favorite Movies: Pumping Iron
About Me: I love to weight lift, look in the mirror and yell at people
Who I Want to Meet: Hot b*tches
What people say about Zack:
i think i'm in love!!!
shut the f**k up and stop your crying
Yes I'm talking about site-specific growth! Listen, I know you're skeptical but when you discover the exciting details about this incredible technological breakthrough (and see my actual before and after pictures)... I guarantee you'll be convinced beyond any doubt the new IMPACT Pro Bodybuilding Stackô will alter your appearance almost as fast as the real stuff, you know just like the pros use!
Gingerly Gina, 09/24/2003:
Zack, when you get finished with your pet project called "Amy" maybe you and I can get together and discuss Amy's zits and how you were first attracted to them. Inquiring minds want to know.
I couldn't understand half of what you were saying....kids these days.
So you lost,,and amy lost but you are both winners in my book. Look what you gained>>1)thousands of law offices clamoring to get your genious into thier partnership.2)A kindhearted demure girlfriend who makes a mean guacamole. 3)Millions of guys who want to kick your *ss, a chance to prove that you are the best,,you and your 50 friends that is. 4)A potential spokesperson job for a Gym in your town,,those sweatbands are fabulous honey. 5) For the rest of your life you will be remembered for your meltdown at the breakfast table waving your hands around like a monkey. Sounds like a great life to me.....(snicker)
Zack you and I can never be. Can you imagine how severely Amy would beat me. You should have never hooked up with medusa...opps sorry, dont tell Amy please, I am her friend, really.
The way I see it, I voted you off twice. Suck my n*ts Zack.
We want to pick your nose and eat your boogers.. Your very pretty but we can make you one of us.. Hmmm hows about Zitty Zack! We Welocome you to the Garbage Pail Kid Revolution
I heard your radio interview, and you blamed your behavior on "bad editing". really zack,i believe that Yes they do edit for shock value but nobody and i mean nobody is talented enough to "make up" your *sshole mouth and personality. By the way, i heard that amy was really born a man whos real name was Lamar, a short baldheaded kentucky guy who dreamed of just getting out,,meeting a nice boy like yourself....its like a lifetime television for women movie...sniff sniff.
WHY YOU THINK I MAKE SIDE HOE? I NO MAKE ANY HOE, NO GARDEN HOE, NO SKANKY HOE. WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE MISTER ZACK? MAKE MAD OF ME! YOU NO DO ME RIGHT!
I hear NSYNC is looking for a new member, you should go apply...oh wait I forgot your a lawyer. I hope you know that sweat bands are not allowed in the court room. It is considered to be low class.
Zack...u are so hott! Why are u wish a pimple face anywayz? U noe u dont like her u can do better...
Dave Rape, 09/21/2003:
Ugh. Can we say homosexual? Repeat after me H-O-M-O. I mean seriously, your wearing a tank top that's too short. Those eyebrows are sharper than a Mc Donald's Arch. And you went from a "sk8tr" hair cut to a Ceasar hair cut. What more evidence do you need? I swear any girl that gets involved with you but be a masochist, because IM sure yo beat all your girlfriends OR should I say boyfriends? Hmmmmmm? that hit kinda close didn't it. IM gonna rap it up here, your ugly you look like a baboon and you will never have the ABS of Steel that my little Keith has, so just RELAX and go see if you and some of those 50 guys back in AZ can start an orgy. ----- P.s. Here's a dollar go buy yourself a new attitude and keep the change you filthy animal.
Can I be a part of your head band club?
Without me you would just be a skinny b*tch. At least with me you are a Muscular b*tch.
When we got it on in your car, you busted off in about 15 seconds, you f***n' bitch m*******r. Go f**** a Mariah Carey poster.
Aw Zackypoo, jealous much?
When you are done with Amy you can hop along this gravy train. I don't mind sloppy seconds.
Zack can I be in your sweat band club?
Zack and I suffer from Rhoid Rage.
Zack I love you eventhough you treat me like garbage. Tell me the story of how your mom left you at the grocery store again.