Tara you are soooooooo fine. I mean, fine doesn't even begin to describe you. You are like super-fine, like 325 thread count fine, and your head isn't stuffed with pork by-products like Amy and Zack. Holly might also be fine, but I think her head is stuffed with newspaper or maybe a ball of twine. You, however, are the shit. Enjoy the Ultimate prize which, by the way, I hope is a 3-way with Keith and Charla to be released on DVD.
Laura, 09/24/2003: (to Amy)
Muhahahaha. "Im going to Win"...."Im the next to go". Isnt just like you to cover all your bases like that.I literally stood up from my couch,vaulted my poor cat into the air and cheered when you did your walk of shame. I really dont care who wins now,,as long as it wasnt you my dear. Au revoir.
Toni, 09/20/2003: (to Amy)
Don't let any of those LOSERS get you down, baby! You know it's all about you! We MADE that show....even if you don't win you are a true winner..in my heart!!!! And I'm a winner too! And Dave is a loser!!!! What are you doing tonight? Wanna come over for some baby stew?
Holly, 09/24/2003: (to Toni)
I worship you, please don't beat me.
Laura, 09/22/2003: (to Toni)
You know they have Thyroid medication for that eye problem now. you might like it ,,,it has "oid" in it.
Holly, 09/24/2003: (to Beau)
I wanted to play tongue hockey with you but I was afraid Scott would see us from his wheelchair. You are such a hottie.
Toni, 09/20/2003: (to Beau)
We fight like brothers but in the end you know I can kick your *ss. Thanks for being so submissive. Love, Toni full of Baloney
LOL Holy crap, these made me laugh so hard!!!!