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    That is hillarious!! Thanks for the post.

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    charla and dave are the only ones I have found on there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monkichi
    how do you search for these people? i'm on friendster and i tried searching keith cuda but it says user is not found?

    Try Keith Barbie
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    Dan lee, 09/26/2003:
    Tara you are so HOT!!! thanks for the friendship! muwah!

    Presto, 09/26/2003:
    tara makes me drool.

    Aaron, 09/26/2003:
    Tara you are soooooooo fine. I mean, fine doesn't even begin to describe you. You are like super-fine, like 325 thread count fine, and your head isn't stuffed with pork by-products like Amy and Zack. Holly might also be fine, but I think her head is stuffed with newspaper or maybe a ball of twine. You, however, are the shit. Enjoy the Ultimate prize which, by the way, I hope is a 3-way with Keith and Charla to be released on DVD.

    Tana, 09/26/2003:
    What will you do when the show is over? I will be so sad. I love PH! xo

    Jeff, 09/26/2003:
    if you are ever in florida, holla at me and ill show you a good time!!!

    Nola, 09/26/2003:
    I know you're the mole. oh shit - wrong show. I heard you cut your hair. please say it was only to give some cancer-ridden child a really unbelievably beautiful wig...

    Paul-Michael, 09/26/2003:
    9.6

    Allen, 09/26/2003:
    tara...i'm no "*ss man", but ya made me into an "*ss man". echhhhhh....just listen to me.

    Homeless-horace, 09/25/2003:
    WOWZERS!!! you are one hottt babe!!!

    Gabriel, 09/25/2003:
    Tara's *ss=PERFECTION! Yummy!

    stEpHiE pOo, 09/24/2003:
    tArA yOu aRe sOo hOt...yOu mAdE tHe shOw sOmetHiN wOrtH wAtChiNg

    Psycho Stalker, 09/24/2003:
    If my boyfriend looks at Tara's HOT *SS again, I'm going to strangle him with her bikini. Still, I have to say: DAMN, you fine.

    David, 09/24/2003:
    thats indeed a really nice bathing suit, i can take that for you and let it dry out

    Keith, 09/24/2003:
    Baby I don't think they come any finer than you. Thanks for being loyal and sticking with me till the end.

    Scott, 09/24/2003:
    Ah Tara so cute, so young, so bubbly. I just love it when you hug me. Can I be your Ken?

    Laura, 09/24/2003:
    Tara,,you know keith will make the right decision. and you guys WILL win this thing,,you dont have to be Mrs Cleo to know that. Charla aligned herself with the wrong person...she knows you adore her...you and keith can hook up with her later...

    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    I hated you at first but your bathing suits are so cute I can't help but like you. I had fun kissing you and Alex. We must do it again.

    Charla, 09/23/2003:
    Girl, quit trying to be cute in that bathing suit. Oh and that Vegas trip you and i took was FABBBBBBBB. I'm in love with California. I cant wait till we move to Hollywood together.

    Joe K, 09/23/2003:
    Spanky spanky!!!

    Gingerly Gina, 09/23/2003:
    Barbie's got nothing on you, honey. Work it baby. Work it.

    Gerald, 09/23/2003:
    * S S L I K E W H O A!!!!!!!A N D.... P R E T T Y T O O.

    Mike, 09/22/2003:
    besides being drop dead gorgeous u have a personality to die for.. u played this game hardcore and came out a winner either way.. ur amazing and regardless of what the ugly troll amy says have and will accomplish great things.. ur gorgeous NEVER forget that my hottie :-*

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    I didnt like nor trust you in the beginning. But you have proved yourself to be 100% trustworhy. I know that it might come down to you booting off charla but i think that both of you have already won. AMy and kristin and Toni were all just jealous that you could fit into one of thier pants legs and that your little pinky has more class and vibrant sexuality than thier whole chunky *ss bodies.

    Marshall, 09/22/2003:
    Tara is the fine b*tch from Paradise Hotel/You make my genitals swell/Your *ss is fine as hell/Quit taking shit from that b*tch named Amy/Her goons Zack and Toni cry like babies/You are the P. Ho brown-haired barbie/Keep wearing your do-rags and drinking Bacardi/I think you and Keith will win/That ghetto bootie will carry you until the End ~Peace Marshall Bruce Mathers III aka Eminem the real Slim Shady

    Lori Beth, 09/21/2003:
    Tara stole my boyfriend in high school, so I killed her cat.

    Charla, 09/21/2003:
    Hey Tara let's go paint ourselves and then do our nails. *KISS*

    Tom, 09/21/2003:
    Baby you fly

    Keith, 09/18/2003:
    Come on Barbie lets go party.

    Alex, 09/18/2003:
    I have a confession to make to you Tara. The reason I didn't do the nasty with you that night with the whipped cream is because I can't get it up. My pen*s is like a scared turtle when it comes to sex. I hope you can forgive me. I hear Viagra works miracles for guys like me.

    Amy, 09/18/2003:
    I hate you and the barbies. When I am done popping my zits and throwing a tantrum I am going to kick your *ss.

    Zack, 09/18/2003:
    Tara you are the hottest girl in Paradise Hotel. Would you like a KUNTRY boy Lawyer in you?

    Charla, 09/18/2003:
    Tara we have got to stick together and keep pretending that we are barbies in a barbie world.
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    Occupation: Reality TV B*tch
    Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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    Interests: Humping Zack and Being a b*tch
    Favorite Books: Relationship Rescue by Dr. Phil
    Favorite TV Shows: Paradise Hotel of course
    About Me: I am on a reality TV show called Paradise Hotel. I think I am better than everyone else and I like to whine like a pig. amyfromparadisehotel@yahoo.com
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    Charlie, 09/26/2003:
    Amy, yur a sl*t! I hate you! I hope Charla kicks yur *ss!!!

    Ryan, 09/25/2003:
    she's not just a fat shallow b*tch anymore. she's a momentarily slightly famous fat shallow b*tch. her family is very proud. its the most she could have ever done with her life.

    Keith, 09/25/2003:
    Now you and Zack can wallow in the mud and be the pigs that you are. I voted both of your *sses off! Living hell this b*tch.

    Dave, 09/25/2003:
    I am glad you are gone and I don't have to put up with your bullsh*t anymore. Amy you lost a grip with reality. No one likes you. Everytime you would yell at me I could smell Zacks d*ck on your breath. Take a shower and brush your teeth. You repulse me.

    Scott, 09/24/2003:
    Good God Amy put some clothes on you are scaring the elderly.

    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    Amy I was so sad to see you go. Does your butt feel strange now that my tongue is not in it?

    Laura, 09/24/2003:
    Muhahahaha. "Im going to Win"...."Im the next to go". Isnt just like you to cover all your bases like that.I literally stood up from my couch,vaulted my poor cat into the air and cheered when you did your walk of shame. I really dont care who wins now,,as long as it wasnt you my dear. Au revoir.

    Keith, 09/24/2003:
    Look who has the last laugh now b*tch.

    Dave Rape, 09/24/2003:
    UGh!!! GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE you human ROACH!!! I will give you a new name your name will be FATTY MC NASTY.

    Charla, 09/23/2003:
    Oh Amy i love the new pic. Its you in your ELEMENT = A FAT PIG Bathing in her own filth. The sad part is you look better in this pic than in all the rest. I think we found the pic you will use in your Christmas card. Oh yeah there's this new revolutionary invention called a FACIAL go get one honey. Love, Charla

    GarbagePailKids, 09/23/2003:
    You are flawlessly ugly. We love your zits and your protruding love handles. Pop your zits then lick your fingers..mmmmmm. We will name you Acne Amy. Welcum to the Garbage pail Kid

    Kara, 09/22/2003:
    you are a b*tch... but, the show wouldn't be the same without you..

    Ken, 09/22/2003:
    ah, the curse of not turning on the tv for weeks at at time. what the f*ck is paradise hotel?

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    I saw your pictures on the AZ sidewinders site,,and i almost peed in my pants. Gross...no wonder they kicked you off, i mean the poor people who designed those outfits werent counting on one of the cheerleaders to be a beer guzzling acne scarred follower. Your belly hangs over so far, that im sure the people in the stands though you were pregnant. Your a disgrace to all womankind, get zacks jock out of your mouth and use some chloraseptic for your throat, some lithium for your brain, some clearasil for your face and a good *ss kicking for your attitude.

    Jess, 09/22/2003:
    oh Amy, you have such high quality rage. What a powerhouse...no wonder Scott and Tom hardly speak anymore, you have scared them stiff. Oh well...at least you aren't like Toni...remember when Alex barfed after making out w/her...maa haaah!

    Charlie, 09/22/2003:
    If you really get to know Amy she can be sweet. But if you get on her bad side, she can be a total b*tch. I remember when we used to hang out, she would get so pissy pissy sometimes. I'm glad she's on the show, but i miss her a lot. I hope she comes home soon.

    Michael, 09/22/2003:
    Dave is a communist living in a mobile home in fort collins. that's where i met him. we were in this globalization class together and i remember we always laughed at the same things in there-- like barb hawthorne eating her banana during our break--right before we talked about big banana bugs. he is the best. dave--what is critical geography? i think i need to know!

    Marshall, 09/22/2003:
    First off you don't know Marshall/ At all so don't grow partial/ That's ammo for my arsenal/ I'll snap you off that bar stool/ There goes another lawsuit/ Leave handprints all accross you/ Good lordy-wody you must be blown off that water bottle/ You want what you can't have/ Ooh girl that's too damn bad/ Don't touch what you can't grab/ End up with two back hands/ Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand/ Girl you just blew your chance/ Don't mean to ruin your plans/ But I do know one thing though/ Bitches they come they go/ Saturday through Sunday Monday/ Monday through Sunday yo/ ~ Peace Marshall Bruce Mathers III aka Eminem the real Slim Shady

    Tara, 09/22/2003:
    The Top 5 things Amy has Achieved In her Life: 1. Can walk almost as upright as Tom's monkey. 2. Can shovle her first breakfast into her mouth with her fingers after picking a scab off her arm. 3. Achieving a cracking voice without the aid of chain smoking 4. Able to still fit into those clothes she brought with her cuz bitch obviously gained weight. 5.Able to get someone to have sex with her although he is not the brightest bulb in the bunch.

    Charla, 09/22/2003:
    Amy I think your panties are on too tight....oh that's right they really are too tight fat *ss. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Go get some Stridex and shut the hell up. Love, Charla Barbie

    Myla, 09/21/2003:
    Amy, I saw Cabin Fever and thought of you. I think they called the virus the Amy disease. It starts with huge bloody zits like you have, then you become a raging b*tch, and you have to be really stupid and whiney and pathetic to catch it.

    Zack, 09/21/2003:
    Baby don't let all these people get you down. Like I told you before, no other woman can pick her scabs while eating breakfast and then eat like a pig will turn me on as much as you. Remember I too love picking at my chest zits while telling Dave off. We were meant to be.

    LiNdSeY, 09/21/2003:
    Amy..get a life and stop trying to make Keiths, Charlas, Daves, and Taras a in hell. And u prolly scare them already with ur pimples and bulging eyes! And Zack dont like u, so u need to move on.

    Sandra, 09/21/2003:
    Amy, hearing your voice is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. Shut the f*** up.

    Tom, 09/21/2003:
    I am too afraid to talk back. I fear the rath of amy.

    Toni, 09/20/2003:
    Don't let any of those LOSERS get you down, baby! You know it's all about you! We MADE that show....even if you don't win you are a true winner..in my heart!!!! And I'm a winner too! And Dave is a loser!!!! What are you doing tonight? Wanna come over for some baby stew?

    Tara, 09/18/2003:
    I hate to break it to you zit face but being on a reality show doesn't constitue you for having acheived things in life. Maybe after your Paradise Hotel gig you can hook up with Vanessa Williams and be a Proactiv Representative.

    Kristen, 09/18/2003:
    Amy is my girl. Pretty soon I am going to hook her up with Dr. Humpsme for some new boobies like mine and Toni's.

    Keith, 09/18/2003:
    You think you scare me? The only thing that scares me are the hairy zits on your face and the fact that you and Zack might some day breed.

    Dave, 09/18/2003:
    Amy if I wasn't so politically correct all the time I would tell you to go suck Zack's d***. You are just jealous because my manboobs are nicer than your two mosquito bites that you call breasts.

    Toni, 09/17/2003:
    I'd take a bullet for you baby girl

    Zack, 09/17/2003:
    I could have done better but now, after I have made out with countless women, you are the only one who has fallen for my crap. Baby lets share headbands together. I have lawyer in me. I will take good care of you when I am done looking at myself in the mirror.
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    Location: West Chicago, IL
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    About Me: I love to do steroids, pump iron and yell at people. Yahtzee game on is my favorite saying. If you want to be my friendster here is my email address. tonifromparadisehotel@yahoo.co m

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    Scott, 09/24/2003:
    Your muscles are bigger than mine and so is your penis.

    Laura, 09/24/2003:
    You took the bullet for your baby girl and she still got ELIMINATED!!isnt that just bittersweet?your right about one thing,,you have nothing to show for your time in paradise,,you didnt win,,amy didnt win,,scott isnt going to win....well that means,,hold on ,,,your all LOSERS! nothing to look forward to but gratuitous spots on sh*tty radio stations and maybe a commercial or two for Yahtzee the toni-edition.

    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    I worship you, please don't beat me.

    Myla, 09/23/2003:
    I would say something negative, but I'm afraid you'll undo the tape and d*ck slap me

    Ryan, 09/23/2003:
    Im 29 and I dont haave anythiiing!.... (you're beautiful you're beuatiful) Im 29 and I dont haaave anythiiing!

    Rasha, 09/22/2003:
    One of my biggest fears in the world is that people see any hint of Toni in me. At the same time, I'm strangely intregued by her?!?!?!?!

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    You know they have Thyroid medication for that eye problem now. you might like it ,,,it has "oid" in it.

    Tara, 09/21/2003:
    You have issues.

    Kristen, 09/18/2003:
    hee hee I am a hairdresser hee hee and Toni and I have the same skunk highlights eventhough I did not do her hair hee hee I will finish your testimonal later, I have to go suck a **** now hee hee

    Keith, 09/18/2003:
    Are you one of the 50 guys that Zack is going to beat my *ss with in Arizona?

    Dave, 09/17/2003:
    You are faker than the two boulders on your chest.

    Zack, 09/17/2003:
    Toni and I pump iron together. The next time I go to get my *ss waxed you should come along with me, the rhoids you are taking are giving you a hairy chest. I know these things because I am a KUNTRY Boy.

    Amy, 09/17/2003:
    Toni and I share tampons. Who loves you baby.
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    Age: 24
    Occupation: Hairdresser
    Location: Chandler, AZ
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    Interests: Tanning, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Kissing, Casual Sex
    Favorite TV Shows: Paradise Hotel
    Who I Want to Meet: If you want to be my friend just add me to your friendster Kristen Original Kristenfromparadisehotel@yahoo .com

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    J. Lo, 09/26/2003:
    Even I think you're shallow. That says something.

    J. Lo, 09/26/2003:
    I finally met someone more desperate to be famous than me.

    stEpHiE pOo, 09/24/2003:
    i aM sO mAd tHat yOu gOt tO kiSs alEx...wAs it gOod?

    Myla, 09/24/2003:
    Kristen, could you get a personality because I don't even remember you on the show

    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    Only you and I can fill out a bathing suit this well.

    Ryan, 09/24/2003:
    superb*tch likes to look in a mirror and see a supermodel every time. she must be drunk 24 hours a day.

    Charla, 09/23/2003:
    I'm sorry to disappoint you Hun, but my t*ts are nice a perky. I get tons of guys that want to just nestle their faces into this nice REAL rack. Listen Jealousy is an ugly color, and you wear it well. Matches those ugly streaks. Love,Charla

    Tom, 09/22/2003:
    Ah Kristen. You were always too busy wiping off your back spackle to play with me and smokey.

    Scott, 09/22/2003:
    Thanks for giving an old guy like me a "lift".

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    Krustin. I truly think you were just at the hotel for a) the free food,,i saw how much poundage you packed from the beginning to the end. b)the sex,i wouldnt have swam in that pool either with all the used condoms on the bottom from you and every other guy.Your a hairdresser yet you proudly sport the worst streaky dye job i have ever seen. Hopefully the way you are heading with all the sex, and overeating, and tanning, and just being a b*tch, will somehow tilt the hands of fate and get rid of you somehow forever..we can only pray.

    Amy, 09/22/2003:
    Kristen thank you for being on my side. If only people knew how evil we really are. Thank you for not swapping spit with Zack....oh wait I forgot youre a hoe...you did swap spit with him during the kissing game. Thats right. You're my skanky friend but I still love you.

    Keith, 09/21/2003:
    Go shave your panty hamster you skank.

    Zack, 09/19/2003:
    Nice funbags babe.

    Tara, 09/18/2003:
    Kristen Who?? I made out with your boyfriend.

    Dave, 09/18/2003:
    Thank you for making out with me during the kissing game. All the other girls acted like I was diseased. You were just the hoe I needed that night. You have no standards and will kiss and bang anyone. Thanks for including me on that anyone list.

    Toni, 09/18/2003:
    Kristen is my biotch. We have the same plastic surgeon.

    Alex, 09/18/2003:
    Baby those are the Bestest fake boobies I have ever set my eyes on.
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    Nola, 09/26/2003:
    Dave, you're my superhero. I like men with big noses. (another rare truth.)

    Rich, 09/25/2003:
    he'llwin i tell you, i know, bow down to my prediciont. WORd Is Bond fooz

    Scott, 09/24/2003:
    You are a liar and a pathetic little worm. I may be senile but it doesn't take a geriatric patient like me to see that Charla will NEVER be attracted to you. You look like an alien. All you had going for you is your nice guy honesty and now that is out the window. Way to go. Hope you have lots of KY in your suitcase cuz you are about to get screwed.

    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    You sicken me. I am not your pawn.

    Laura, 09/24/2003:
    David, what the heck? i understand strategy but to blatantly lie to scott and holly,,and not expect them to run to keith and tara was a huge mistake, i know you were hoping to cover your bases, and to make all four of them think you would choose them, but it backfired bigtime and although i know your staying, you jeopardized my charla...what happened to making all the decisions with her? WHy are you being such a power-whore?Keith will pick you and charla because he is a smart one and he knows the old guests are coming back to judge and if it was scott and holly they would obviously choose them,,if it was you and charla? Keith and tara hands down. How is that for strategy?

    Ryan, 09/23/2003:
    I had big hopes for Dave. He was the wildcard and I wanted him to seriously break the jive and make people look really bad. But he got obsessed with Charla and looked a lot like a sad nerd. He's still solid though.

    Jess, 09/23/2003:
    anyone guy that admits to having man boobs is alright in my book...what is everyone else on...you have got the strategy going on...plus it is fun to watch Amy explode wrath weekly. Dig the ears Dave. Love ya.

    Gingerly Gina, 09/22/2003:
    You're down for yours. I respect that. Can't no one understand and lovable your ears are? I've been a true fan since you jumped on the screen, Dave. I gotcho back.

    Myla, 09/22/2003:
    Dave you rawk, seriously. You play the game so well, you're so smooth. I'd hate to be up against you, I hope you and Charla win, too bad you can't take Tara and Keith with you, the barbie club all the way baby!!!

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    David, nasty toes or not. its all good in my book, you have outplayed outsmarted all the Neander-originals. They only hope for your ability to stay calm when confronted, or to play tennis with passion, or to use large words in a row during conversation. Gainesville Florida salutes you!

    Dave Rape, 09/21/2003:
    Hey Dave. IM glad you we're there for Charla, there is no way I could ever repay you. I was so hoping that you and Charla would have won, but I guess that bitch amy got her way. Its all good though. In the real world you guys are loved and they are hated. No matter if FOX is trying to edit the show making us trying to feel bad for AMY now. But brother let me tell you, how did you not get a tan???? Did they have 100 SPF Sun block? And you should have worked out a little, look to me like you had bigger jugs that little amy there. No prob. Though Dave, your still the man. For Jizzle ma' NIzzle. And im glad your Strategic Agency is making you a lot of money. Got you far in the game.

    Sandra, 09/21/2003:
    Dave and the Barbies all the way.

    Charla, 09/21/2003:
    Dave, come to the room. I'm Lonely.

    Charla, 09/21/2003:
    Everyone is mad that we have outsmarted them. I'm just Playing the game.

    Tom, 09/21/2003:
    I should have listened to you.

    Tara, 09/18/2003:
    You are so high maintenence but I need you in the game so the barbies can win! Woo Hoo!

    Keith, 09/18/2003:
    Destroy the originals!

    Alex, 09/18/2003:
    Dave your ears scare me. Then again I am a punk b*tch so it doesn't take much.

    Charla, 09/18/2003:
    It's amazing how clear you can hear a mosquito when you're crazy. Dave you're my best friend.
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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    Location: Toms River, NJ
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    Interests: Playing with my monkey
    About Me: I am a fun loving guy who loves monkeys. tomfromparadisehotel@yahoo.com

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    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    You and your monkey are creepy. I think you are wierd and I did a happy dance when you left.

    Jess, 09/23/2003:
    what say you and Smokey head to my room...free gold sequin dresses to all comers.

    Wendy, 09/22/2003:
    Did you make those lovely asparagus arrangements yourself? They are so lovely. You are so talented. I know we will be the best of friends.

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    What a huge ball of Boringness you are. Do you even have one cell in your body that isnt a buttsniffer? Monkeys throw thier own feces when they are confronted, and they kill thier own young when hungry. Kinda like the "originals" you hung out with,,Monkey see monkey do. loser

    Keith, 09/22/2003:
    Ah Tom. If you just wouldnt have been such a follower you could have joined the barbies. It could have been a beautiful thing. Hope you and Smokey are happy.

    Dave, 09/21/2003:
    Dude why didn't you like me?

    Zack, 09/21/2003:
    I didn't get to know you very well because I was too busy looking at myself in the mirror and banging Amy but you seemed cool.

    Alex, 09/21/2003:
    You and your monkey are cool in my book bro.

    Tara, 09/21/2003:
    Tom you are a great guy. My only regret is not putting whipped cream on you and spanking your monkey. Tootles, Tara

    Charla, 09/21/2003:
    Tom I think you are a great guy. You should have joined the barbies!

    Amy, 09/21/2003:
    You and your monkey are boring.
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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    Nola, 09/26/2003:
    Beau, you're a putz. And not even a great looking putz. But I heard from Dave that you two are now friends - so I guess you're okay in my book too.

    Andrea, 09/26/2003:
    RAWR! Beau is one sexy dude.

    Hakha, 09/24/2003:
    I don't know Jack about Paradise Hotel but Beau you are the only certified fox in the bunch.

    Holly, 09/24/2003:
    I wanted to play tongue hockey with you but I was afraid Scott would see us from his wheelchair. You are such a hottie.

    Charla, 09/23/2003:
    First let me start off by saying im IMPRESSED that you used the word "MINIONS" in the testimonial you gave me. Sounds like someone went to go get there GED after the show. But you know what Beau, its too little too late. I wanna feel sorry for you, but then i remembered that i still have to paint my nails. XOXO. Love, Charla

    Alex, 09/23/2003:
    Beau you are a good guy and a good friend. See you in Arizona buddy.

    Laura, 09/22/2003:
    Beau,heard the interview on the radio, and i have to admit you redeemed yourself a tiny-tiny bit. Hearing that you think dave is a cool guy, and that your embarassed by zack and amy and toni, was great. You want to be an "entertainer" but let me give you some advice, dont be such a asskisser, because if you do what everyone tells you to do in hollywood, youll end up bent over some skanky talent scouts loveseat beggin for some amyl nitrate and a kleenex.

    LiNdSeY, 09/21/2003:
    Beau...wat the hell ru doing? Humping a tree? I think ur Toms monkey!

    Tom, 09/21/2003:
    Hey dude I think we had the same test scores on our SAT's

    Sandra, 09/20/2003:
    Screw everyone else Beau! You are hot and that is all that counts. I understand you baby. You are just too nice to understand that you are getting played. It's ok. I will comfort you. Mwah!

    Keith, 09/20/2003:
    You are such a tool and don't even know it. You are like a retarded kid who is oblivious to the fact that he is drooling on himself.

    Tara, 09/20/2003:
    Thank you for letting me molest you!!

    Dave, 09/20/2003:
    Would you like for me to pull that knife out of your back. I am helpful that way.

    Kristen, 09/20/2003:
    I love you Beau. Maybe back in Arizona you, me and the twins can have a wet T- shirt contest to bring back old memories.

    Toni, 09/20/2003:
    We fight like brothers but in the end you know I can kick your *ss. Thanks for being so submissive. Love, Toni full of Baloney

    Amy, 09/20/2003:
    Thank you for not being smart enough to find your way out of a paper bag. I would not have survived this long in paradise without you. Love ya babe.

    Zack, 09/20/2003:
    Thank you for letting me manipulate you into thinking you are my best friend. Me no have real friends...uh...except my lawyer friends....uh...look a butterfly...wee
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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