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    Smokey's Interview With TV Guide

    If you ask us, only one of the guests of Fox's wanton wonderland, Paradise Hotel, has never made an ass of himself and he's a monkey! Yes, even as odd bird Tom's stuffed traveling companion, Smokey, watched his pulchritudinous playmates hook up and strip down, he himself didn't go ape... or did he? Perhaps a little gorilla warfare in the form of Seven Silly Questions will flush out his inner party animal.

    TV Guide Online: How aggravated were you that you got to visit a singles' mecca, but had to let Tom tag along? Didn't he get in the way of your game?
    Smokey: Somebody has to take one for the team sometimes. We're a pimp duo.

    TVGO: In several episodes, we didn't see you at all. Were you under the covers while Charla was hiding out in bed?
    Smokey: No. Most of my time was taken up by Amanda, the host. She wouldn't leave me alone! I was complaining.

    TVGO: Gee. You must have had nightmares in which she told you, "...and now you must leave Paradise Hotel forever."
    Smokey: Absolutely not, because I would always go straight to her hotel afterwards.

    TVGO: For a monkey, you're quite a dawg. Now then, if Amanda got on your nerves, loca Toni must have really driven you crazy. Was it scary when she went on a rampage?
    Smokey: No. She made me feel right at home with all the crazy animals.

    TVGO: I understand. You're afraid to speak freely she might read this. Moving on, were you surprised when, after you were given an official Paradise Hotel guest necklace, you still weren't invited to participate in the roommate selection ceremonies?
    Smokey: Damn right... only because the necklace was cheap and fake.

    TVGO: Do you share Tom's fondness for dressing in women's clothing?
    Smokey: No, I prefer fur.

    TVGO: Since you're done taping, have you been fielding a lot of calls from talent brokers who want to rep you?
    Smokey: I am taking Hollywood by storm! Everybody wants a piece of my banana.



    I love that they continue to pick on Toni and her threatening demeanor! I hope her 15 minutes is up.

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    hehe, that was so cute

    Thanks for posting it.
    "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes, Art is knowing which ones to keep"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindful826
    hehe, that was so cute

    Thanks for posting it.
    My pleasure. I thought this was probably the most honest insider info we were going to get out the hotel.

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    LMAO and now we return to our made for tv movie..... When the monkey speaks..
    Starring Smokey and Antoinette Ferrari

    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Great interview.
    He really is so much more intelligent than Zack.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I'd never thought I'd hear from Smokey again!
    Thank you funny girl!
    I still don't understand why Smokey left... They voted Tom out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluff
    Great interview.
    He really is so much more intelligent than Zack.
    fluff, you've been a role lately!

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    Thanks for posting the interview funnygirl. That was the funniest thing I've read lately. At least we were able to get the truth from one member of paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by combatcutie
    Thanks for posting the interview funnygirl. That was the funniest thing I've read lately. At least we were able to get the truth from one member of paradise.
    No problem. When the monkey speaks, this funnygirl listens!!!

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    I'm just super happy that Smokey didn't blame any bad exposure or behaviors on the producers editting.
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    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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