If you had a weekend pass to Paradise and all guests were present. If you could ask only one guest a question during your stay, who would it be and what would you ask them? Let's try and stay brief my eyes are bugging like Toni's reading these long threads.
I would actually hang out quietly during most of my stay just to see if some of my assumptions were true. The one question I would ask would be to Scott and that would be how he has managed to find room for himself with all the over-inflated egos he has been hanging around with.