Guests of PH playing Monopoly - Page 4

Yellow Apple · 09-13-2003, 02:39 AM

As a former member of a gaming club, all I have to say is: Go Keith and Dave!

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50guys · 09-13-2003, 02:33 PM

Good job Emma!

Can you put more Smokey in a future installment? This is something of what I had in mind...

In the midst of the game, Smokey started to nervously scratch his armpits. Then, without warning, he jumped up on the board and started to trash it in an uncontrollable frenzy. Then, all of a sudden he twitched a little and rolled on his back with his arms and legs in the air as if he was going to breathe his last and said "Game On Yahtzees." Tom yelled "Smokey! Smokey!" As everyone was wondering what happened, the camera reveals to the audience an incident that happened a few hours earlier showing Smokey sneaking into Amy's room. It showed him going through one of Amy's bags and eating something inside the bag.

brenna · 09-13-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Emma888

“That would be how the game is played,” Dave comments rationally.

“Just so you know,” Andon adds bluntly, “I don’t like you.”

Andon then rolls and lands himself on Boardwalk. Dave informs him that the rent is $2000.

“We’re friends, Dave,” Andon protests with a demonic smile, “Don’t we have a deal? I won’t charge you if you land on B&O Railroad, you’ll let me slide on Boardwalk.”

“We’re not friends,” Dave interjects sharply; “You just told me you were going to make me pay and then you said that you don’t like me.”

“I think you misunderstood. . .” Andon stammers.

I love it!!! So true!

Emma888 · 09-13-2003, 03:42 PM

Part 6: We join the Monopoly game, already in progess. . .

Alex takes his turn, landing on Luxury Tax. Instead of paying $75, he takes $7500 from the bank.

Then, Amy rolls, moving her piece to Ventnor Avenue. Keith informs her that it’s his property and she has to pay him. Once again, Amy begins her descent into irrationality. She puts her hands over her ears, closes her eyes, and repeatedly screams, “I can’t hear you! I’m not paying! Na na na na na!”

“Why are you even playing if you’re not going to follow the rules?” Keith asks.

“I’m not listening!” she continues to cover her ears and hum loudly.

“I can’t believe this,” Keith mutters under his breath, his patience clearly running thin, “This is ridiculous!”

“Shut up, Keith,” Zack barks, “You run your mouth like that in the real world, and I’d smack it off.”

“I’m not even talking to you,” Keith shakes his head and clenches his jaw.

“Whatever, dude,” Zack scoffs, turning his hat to the side, “I can’t help it if you’re shady.”

Dave suddenly receives word that Charla has had an upsetting epiphany. He rushes to her side.

“I feel like we’re the Teletubbies, stuck in some really weird meadow,” Charla recounts dreamily, “You’re Tinky-Winky, Keith is Dipsy, Tara’s Laa-Laa, and I’m Po. The others are those creepy huge bunnies that run around Teletubbyland and get in our way. And Amanda, the host, is that baby in the sun that watches over us.”

“That’s fascinating!” Dave tells her supportively.

“It’s amazing how clear you can see the insides of your eyelids when you’re crazy,” Charla adds.

Moments later, all of the guests are gathered around the game room when a cleanly dressed hotel staff member brings in a tray with an envelope on it. He serves the tray to Desiree, but Amy greedily swoops in and snatches the envelope, as though it was a giant Kit Kat bar.

“You are cordially invited to a Paradise Hoedown tonight in the ‘Grand Saloon’! Be sure to dress appropriately in your finest country duds,” she reads.

Everyone scatters to get ready. The Monopoly game is temporarily put on hold.

Charla and Tara scurry to the butterfly room to create ensembles based on the fashion of Cowgirl Barbie.

Zack smugly announces, “Man, this is gonna be great. I’m a country boy!”

The gang reconvenes in the ‘Grand Saloon’ later that evening. As everyone snacks on sweet tea, grits, hushpuppies, okra, and country fried steak, Scott dose-dohs between Holly and Melanie.

Suddenly, the doors swing open. Zack and Beau are standing there in perfect country boy garb. Amy stands between them in tiny cut-off shorts and a gingham shirt tied up to reveal her ample midriff. Toni steps up behind them in an all white suit and cowboy hat. The ‘Dukes of Hazard’ music begins playing in the background as the Dukes and Boss Hog enter. . .

Just the dumb ol’ boys,
Dullest tools on the farm,
Beats all you never saw, been a menace to us all, since the day they were born

Makin’ their threats,
Pitchin’ their fits,
Someday the Barbies might get ‘em, we all hope that they will

Makin’ their way
The only way they know how,
That’s just a little bit less than common sense will allow

Just the dumb ol’ boys,
Wouldn’t change, but they should,
Whinin’ and bitchin’ like a true, modern day Napoleon.

“I wanna roast a pig!” Amy declares. The others gasp at this horrifying admission of cannibalism.

Scott and Melanie start making out like first cousins at a Kentucky family reunion. Holly stomps off grumpily as she defensively explains how NOT jealous she is.

Desiree, in her signature cowboy hat, dances around wildly with Tom and his leather-chap clad monkey.

Kristin circles the room, making out with every guy along the way.

Then, the unthinkable happens. Kristin heads toward Tom. Desiree immediately steps in.

“You’d better leave my man alone!”

“Get out of my way!” Kristin responds dimly, “Before you got here, I was the dirty-dancing, big breasted, lap-dog, airhead.”

“Oh, please,” Desiree rolls her big eyes, “That’s retarded.”

“I don’t like that word,” Dave steps in, wearing a straw hat and overalls, “Please don’t say it.”

“Who are you, my father?” Desiree snaps at Dave, “Don’t tell me what I can and cannot say.”

“Well, don’t tell me not to tell you what you can and cannot say,” Dave rebuts.

“No, you don’t tell me not to tell you not to tell me what I can and cannot say!” Desiree responds, “I don’t wanna hear it.”

Dave shakes his head and voluntarily leaves the pointless argument.

In all the excitement of the redneck festivities, Amy excitedly dives head first into the shallow end of the pool, resulting in a self-proclaimed “abrasion”. Zack, now claiming to be a doctor, examines her injury. She spends the rest of the night with a six pound bag of ice on her cracked and corroded cranium, but the hotel staff works for weeks repairing the damage to the pool.

After quite a bit of square dancing and moonshine chugging, the Paradise Hoedown comes to an end as everyone prepares to return to the Monopoly game. . .

Gansed · 09-14-2003, 04:09 AM

Hopefully Kristin spit out her chew of tobacco before she started kissing the guys.

Emma888 · 09-14-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gansed

Hopefully Kristin spit out her chew of tobacco before she started kissing the guys.

Nope, Kristin swallows

jayla_love · 09-14-2003, 04:55 PM

[quote=Emma888]Part Four. . .
their lives.
With that, Matt leaves the room and finds an empty lounge chair by the pool. Out of nowhere, the “Summer Nights” music from the film ‘Grease’ begins to play and Matt begins to sing. . .

“Paradise lovin’ had me a blast. . .”

Inside her room, Charla begins to sing, “Paradise lovin’ happened so fast.”
Matt: “I met a girl, crazy for me.”
Charla: “I met a boy, cute as can be!”
Both: “Paradise days, driftin’ away, to oh-oh those paradise nights!”

OMG!!!! this had me laughing for hours! I love GREASE!!!

Emma888 · 09-14-2003, 05:07 PM

Re: Part 6

It helps to go to www.80stvthemes.com and find the Dukes of Hazard theme song (it's in the Action category, very easy to locate) and listen to it along with that scene. It enhances the parody experience!

jayla_love · 09-14-2003, 05:31 PM

btw GANSED I L O V E your avatar

calhoun · 09-19-2003, 03:09 PM

Emma, I'm jonesin' for a new Monopoly installment!!! (says the free-riding ingrate)

09-13-2003, 02:39 AM	#31
Yellow Apple So Far Away Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: She'll be there when I'm gone... won't she? Posts: 2,427	As a former member of a gaming club, all I have to say is: Go Keith and Dave! __________________ R.I.P Willie Dog (?/?/1989-12/17/2004). Gone but never forgotten. Welcome Zelda (and a hot of other names)! (Born 08/08/2005, adopted 10/08/2005) Also welcome Shasta! (Born ?/?/2004, Adopted 03/??/07)

09-13-2003, 02:33 PM	#32
50guys FORT Newbie Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 19	Good job Emma! Can you put more Smokey in a future installment? This is something of what I had in mind... In the midst of the game, Smokey started to nervously scratch his armpits. Then, without warning, he jumped up on the board and started to trash it in an uncontrollable frenzy. Then, all of a sudden he twitched a little and rolled on his back with his arms and legs in the air as if he was going to breathe his last and said "Game On Yahtzees." Tom yelled "Smokey! Smokey!" As everyone was wondering what happened, the camera reveals to the audience an incident that happened a few hours earlier showing Smokey sneaking into Amy's room. It showed him going through one of Amy's bags and eating something inside the bag.

09-13-2003, 03:42 PM	#34
Emma888 FORT Irregular Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 87	Part 6: We join the Monopoly game, already in progess. . . Alex takes his turn, landing on Luxury Tax. Instead of paying $75, he takes $7500 from the bank. Then, Amy rolls, moving her piece to Ventnor Avenue. Keith informs her that it’s his property and she has to pay him. Once again, Amy begins her descent into irrationality. She puts her hands over her ears, closes her eyes, and repeatedly screams, “I can’t hear you! I’m not paying! Na na na na na!” “Why are you even playing if you’re not going to follow the rules?” Keith asks. “I’m not listening!” she continues to cover her ears and hum loudly. “I can’t believe this,” Keith mutters under his breath, his patience clearly running thin, “This is ridiculous!” “Shut up, Keith,” Zack barks, “You run your mouth like that in the real world, and I’d smack it off.” “I’m not even talking to you,” Keith shakes his head and clenches his jaw. “Whatever, dude,” Zack scoffs, turning his hat to the side, “I can’t help it if you’re shady.” Dave suddenly receives word that Charla has had an upsetting epiphany. He rushes to her side. “I feel like we’re the Teletubbies, stuck in some really weird meadow,” Charla recounts dreamily, “You’re Tinky-Winky, Keith is Dipsy, Tara’s Laa-Laa, and I’m Po. The others are those creepy huge bunnies that run around Teletubbyland and get in our way. And Amanda, the host, is that baby in the sun that watches over us.” “That’s fascinating!” Dave tells her supportively. “It’s amazing how clear you can see the insides of your eyelids when you’re crazy,” Charla adds. Moments later, all of the guests are gathered around the game room when a cleanly dressed hotel staff member brings in a tray with an envelope on it. He serves the tray to Desiree, but Amy greedily swoops in and snatches the envelope, as though it was a giant Kit Kat bar. “You are cordially invited to a Paradise Hoedown tonight in the ‘Grand Saloon’! Be sure to dress appropriately in your finest country duds,” she reads. Everyone scatters to get ready. The Monopoly game is temporarily put on hold. Charla and Tara scurry to the butterfly room to create ensembles based on the fashion of Cowgirl Barbie. Zack smugly announces, “Man, this is gonna be great. I’m a country boy!” The gang reconvenes in the ‘Grand Saloon’ later that evening. As everyone snacks on sweet tea, grits, hushpuppies, okra, and country fried steak, Scott dose-dohs between Holly and Melanie. Suddenly, the doors swing open. Zack and Beau are standing there in perfect country boy garb. Amy stands between them in tiny cut-off shorts and a gingham shirt tied up to reveal her ample midriff. Toni steps up behind them in an all white suit and cowboy hat. The ‘Dukes of Hazard’ music begins playing in the background as the Dukes and Boss Hog enter. . . Just the dumb ol’ boys, Dullest tools on the farm, Beats all you never saw, been a menace to us all, since the day they were born Makin’ their threats, Pitchin’ their fits, Someday the Barbies might get ‘em, we all hope that they will Makin’ their way The only way they know how, That’s just a little bit less than common sense will allow Just the dumb ol’ boys, Wouldn’t change, but they should, Whinin’ and bitchin’ like a true, modern day Napoleon. “I wanna roast a pig!” Amy declares. The others gasp at this horrifying admission of cannibalism. Scott and Melanie start making out like first cousins at a Kentucky family reunion. Holly stomps off grumpily as she defensively explains how NOT jealous she is. Desiree, in her signature cowboy hat, dances around wildly with Tom and his leather-chap clad monkey. Kristin circles the room, making out with every guy along the way. Then, the unthinkable happens. Kristin heads toward Tom. Desiree immediately steps in. “You’d better leave my man alone!” “Get out of my way!” Kristin responds dimly, “Before you got here, I was the dirty-dancing, big breasted, lap-dog, airhead.” “Oh, please,” Desiree rolls her big eyes, “That’s retarded.” “I don’t like that word,” Dave steps in, wearing a straw hat and overalls, “Please don’t say it.” “Who are you, my father?” Desiree snaps at Dave, “Don’t tell me what I can and cannot say.” “Well, don’t tell me not to tell you what you can and cannot say,” Dave rebuts. “No, you don’t tell me not to tell you not to tell me what I can and cannot say!” Desiree responds, “I don’t wanna hear it.” Dave shakes his head and voluntarily leaves the pointless argument. In all the excitement of the redneck festivities, Amy excitedly dives head first into the shallow end of the pool, resulting in a self-proclaimed “abrasion”. Zack, now claiming to be a doctor, examines her injury. She spends the rest of the night with a six pound bag of ice on her cracked and corroded cranium, but the hotel staff works for weeks repairing the damage to the pool. After quite a bit of square dancing and moonshine chugging, the Paradise Hoedown comes to an end as everyone prepares to return to the Monopoly game. . .

09-14-2003, 04:09 AM	#35
Gansed FORT Regular Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 113	Hopefully Kristin spit out her chew of tobacco before she started kissing the guys.

09-14-2003, 04:55 PM	#37
jayla_love FORT Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Obsessed Completely Age: 37 Posts: 94	[quote=Emma888]Part Four. . . their lives. With that, Matt leaves the room and finds an empty lounge chair by the pool. Out of nowhere, the “Summer Nights” music from the film ‘Grease’ begins to play and Matt begins to sing. . . “Paradise lovin’ had me a blast. . .” Inside her room, Charla begins to sing, “Paradise lovin’ happened so fast.” Matt: “I met a girl, crazy for me.” Charla: “I met a boy, cute as can be!” Both: “Paradise days, driftin’ away, to oh-oh those paradise nights!” OMG!!!! this had me laughing for hours! I love GREASE!!!

09-14-2003, 05:07 PM	#38
Emma888 FORT Irregular Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 87	Re: Part 6 It helps to go to www.80stvthemes.com and find the Dukes of Hazard theme song (it's in the Action category, very easy to locate) and listen to it along with that scene. It enhances the parody experience!

09-14-2003, 05:31 PM	#39
jayla_love FORT Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Obsessed Completely Age: 37 Posts: 94	btw GANSED I L O V E your avatar

09-19-2003, 03:09 PM	#40
calhoun FORT Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bovine University Posts: 102	Emma, I'm jonesin' for a new Monopoly installment!!! (says the free-riding ingrate)