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    Lets help Keith with some great one-liners at Zach

    We've all sat and watch Keith be the bigger man by not saying anything back to Zachass. How annoying was it for all of us to listen to Zachass go on and on and on and on about whatever he wanted to say about Keith. I know from reading all of these posts for weeks now that we've all been proud of Keith and his "tongue-biting"....but enough is enough!!!


    Lets help Keith out a bit here. It was recently posted in another thread about Zach's sentencing for theft. Yes everyone, FIVE FINGERING. He did it, and got caught. Who woulda thunk it?! This must be where all of his great debating skills came from......"ummm....guilty". ::gavel slams down::

    How many times have you found yourself screaming at the t.v., HOPING that Keith would say it??? Yeah, me too.

    Here's proof of the charges (thanks to shorty) Court Document


    What do YOU think Keith should of said to Zachass? Share with us your great one-liner that you would have LOVED to hear said.


    Wittiness welcome, all apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveno
    Lets help Keith out a bit here. It was recently posted in another thread about Zach's sentencing for theft. Yes everyone, FIVE FINGERING. He did it, and got caught. Who woulda thunk it?! This must be where all of his great debating skills came from......"ummm....guilty". ::gavel slams down::


    Wittiness welcome, all apply.
    You forgot the ultimate irony which is he stole from Abercrombie for whom Keith has modeled for and no posters, it wasn't for shoes!

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    Ahhh yes... thank you funnygirl, forgot about that.





    Zachass : "Your nothing but a shoe model...."

    Keith : "When you got caught for stealing, did your mom have to bail you out of jail?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveno
    Zachass : "Your nothing but a shoe model...."

    Keith : "When you got caught for stealing, did your mom have to bail you out of jail?"
    He'd have to add, "or is she still looking for you at the grocery store?"
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveno
    Zachass : "Your nothing but a shoe model...."

    Keith : "When you got caught for stealing, did your mom have to bail you out of jail?"
    ...or did she just leave you there?

    Keith: Hey gang, Zack is right, we need to get to know each other better on a more personal level. Let's start with Zack since he's so concerned about whether or not we really know him. Okay Zack, about that time you were arrested...

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    Zack - "you're nothing but a shoe model"

    Keith -"it pays better than modelling sweat bands".
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    When he said Keith was a shoe model, Keith should have said "Well if you're a personal trainer, maybe you can whip Amy's fat ass into shape!"
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Classic holly
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by holly71
    When he said Keith was a shoe model, Keith should have said "Well if you're a personal trainer, maybe you can whip Amy's fat ass into shape!"
    Okay, that got a huge laugh out of me Holly.

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    Zachass : "Your just a shoe model..."

    Keith : ::sigh and give that sly smile:: "Zach..I hear you model'd your thumb prints at the sheriff station for stealing headbands..."

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