Yeah, I remember thinking to myself when Zack was making his now infamous comments: "I'd love to see Zack and his 50 guys get into it with some real street gangstas. Then we'd see who the pansy boys really are."Originally Posted by funnygirl422
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Yeah, I remember thinking to myself when Zack was making his now infamous comments: "I'd love to see Zack and his 50 guys get into it with some real street gangstas. Then we'd see who the pansy boys really are."
I agree Star. I think there's a huge chunk of info missing on that. Also, Andon didn't seem surprise or upset that Zack's "girls" voted for Beau so he must have known. Also, Charla and Tara may have known or got wind of what the "originals" were planning so it made it look like they were being naive.
Great job Amanda. I agreed with almost everything you said. Maybe I'm naive Barbie but I still think Tara and Charla tried to vote on Andon cause they weren't too worried about him as a threat. I think they probably had another strategy session with Dave after the one we saw.
Amanda:: No offense to any of the other recappers, but yours are the only ones I read...You are hilarious....
When you mentioned the Mr. Potatoe Head thing, I justed busted out laughing....
I have usually read your recaps while at work on lunch and they are so funny I laugh out loud and all my co-worker's think I am crazy, cuz when they ask what's so funny, I say nothing....because I am too embarassed to admit I watch to show.>>>
Not our Toni. Maybe she needs more time. Maybe she needs some distance and perspective. Or maybe she needs thorazine. Whatever the case may be, she takes the opportunity to give Tara a verbal beatdown, replete with eye-bulges. She tells Tara that she’s fake, she’s a liar, and the way she conducts herself is disgusting. “If you’re really like this in life, I hope you change.” Project much, Toni? Pot. Kettle. You know the rest.
I knew William Wallace. William Wallace was a friend of mine. You, Zack, are no William Wallace
Lest the camera be off of Zack for more than two minutes at a time, we’re treated to an absolutely priceless diatribe, with Amy as the sole audience member. For those of you who missed the show, you missed comedy gold. I could just transcribe it verbatim - no commentary added - and you’d be doubled over, falling out of your chairs. However, there are space considerations to bear in mind, so I’ll just hit the high points for you. He tells Amy “I wanted to leave here looking good, and I’ll leave looking terrible. One comment and now I’m a raging psycho.” You have to give the boy points for a well-developed sense of self-awareness. Oh, he was being sarcastic? Okay, then give him points for such a beautifully formed delusional state. To that end, he goes on to say “I’m the real winner here. Not Keith! Not Charla! People know who the real winners are!” Take a minute to compose yourselves, because it gets better. No, really, it does.
Awesome. Your whole Zack diatribe was brilliant.
Amanda: if a chef's greatest compliment is a clean plate and a big burp, this might be the one for a reality tv show recapper:
While I was in my office reading your recap, I was making such convulsions trying to stifle my laughter that someone came in to ask if I was ok. The tears rolling down my face (thanks to the "You are no William Wallace" section) didn't do much to convince him that I was.
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