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    So Far Away Yellow Apple's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddio
    My apologies my dear sir. I can certainly understand where you are coming from on that. Mea culpa.
    Ah, no harm done, laddie. Unfortunately I'm also part Scottish, so now I'm trying to figure out how we can pawn him off on Italy.
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    What if they went back and "started over" so to speak. They pick roommates on Wednesday, then come Monday and the vote off, they say "no one leaves Paradise without having had a roommate" and that the slate was wiped clean. Then the person in the black room has the power. Just a thought.

    Also I don't think they use a stipulation like you can't room with anyone you've lived with before. But they certainly could try the "can't live with the person you lived with last week" bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddio
    ring-ring

    Zack - "ya-'lo"

    Beau - "Zack, its m-m-me, B-B-Beau"

    Zack - "Yo what's up my brother"

    Beau - "Man, I need some advice. And being that you are the most intellegent guy I know, I decided to call you".

    Zack - "You forgot to mention the best looking".

    Beau - "Oh right, sorry - anyway, I'm worried that if I dont bond strong enough with Amy I will be voted out."

    Zack - "Whatever you do, keep her busy. The longer she remains at the HO-tel, the longer I can set-up dates with all of the girls in America that love me so."

    Beau - "Cool man, how many have you had so far?"

    Zack - "Well, uh none. But I have been busy. You know with buying sweatbands and head bands and turning my baseball cap cock-eyed and what not".

    Beau - "Right, so any advice on seducing Amy. And is that OK with you by the way?"

    Zack - "Sure man, its not like anyone could ever live up to the legend that is Zack. So I am not worried. Here is what you do, its simple. Start out by insulting her and then humiliate her in front of the group. Then throw her a pity roll in the hay and then the next morning tell her it was "OK" but that its best not to tell anyone".

    Beau - "Excellent. Thanks so much. How did you get to be so utterly cool?"

    Zack - "Hey, I am a southern boy, Scottishman and Italian, I am 24 and can do and say what I want AND I have a lawyer in me. You do the math."

    Beau - "I am so in awe of you."

    Zack - "I know, everyone is, well I have to go now, the wax is ready and I have a little stubble that is soon to be history."

    Beau - "Later my man"

    Zack - Click

    OMG Daddio that is hysterical, you had me rolling on the floor!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Ah, no harm done, laddie. Unfortunately I'm also part Scottish, so now I'm trying to figure out how we can pawn him off on Italy.
    NO way ! :nono

    Italy and it's decendents don't want him either....
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    So far, only the country of Amy will accept residency.
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    OMG OSB, that cracked me up

    I love the fact that you even watch this show OSB
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    Quote Originally Posted by fluff
    OMG OSB, that cracked me up

    I love the fact that you even watch this show OSB
    Fluff, Fluff, Fluff - I'm a reality junkie, I'm afraid, especially anything to do with entertainment or relationships, I just don't have time to post on them all. I can't do the ones with gross options like Survivor, Fear Factor, Joe Schmo and there are a few like BB that I just can't get into. I'm glad you & John turned me on to TAR - it was great!

    I know this is off-topic, but I believe you either just celebrated or are about to celebrate a birthday. Hope it was/is fabRUlous!!

    Can't wait for this day to be over, so we can enjoy our Keith night!
    Sing & dance the night away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mischief4911
    NO way ! :nono

    Italy and it's decendents don't want him either....
    Smart move, Italy.

    Looks like ol' Zack is now the Man Without a Country.

    Oh, on a side note... did I mention that I like Italian wine and women?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Smart move, Italy.

    Looks like ol' Zack is now the Man Without a Country.

    Oh, on a side note... did I mention that I like Italian wine and women?
    Yeah, now we just have to find a boat to put him on to keep him in International Waters. I'm afraid any crew would throw him overboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Smart move, Italy.

    Looks like ol' Zack is now the Man Without a Country.

    Oh, on a side note... did I mention that I like Italian wine and women?
    Is that "apple" wine?
    Isn't Tara Italian?

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