I have the subscription to the Yahoo Platinum extra footage, and thought I’d share a few of the more interesting bits with my fellow P-Ho fiends, if you will. Unfortunately, the streaming is horrible, and there is no option to pause/unpause, so I had to watch this little clip about 40 times to extract this much to share. Also, the clips are rough and unedited, and I have a little bit of “Blair Witch” nausea from the swinging camera shots.
Amanda Comes Clean
This clip features Andon interrogating Amanda about what happened with Jason and why she told him she only kissed Beau, when the TV show clearly showed otherwise.
Also in the area are Amy, Zach and Kristen. Possibly Beau, but I can’t be certain.
It starts with all discussing how Charla “talks real nice to your face and talks bad about you behind your back.” Zack says everyone back home, where he’s from, doesn’t like her and they’re like, “Wow. Do you know what she did?!” Zack goes on to say how they have been walking around all cocky for the last couple of weeks, thinking, “oh we’re running sh*t, blah blah blah, the Originals, blah blah blah, and now we’re here and they’re like OH SH*T! You know, you saw it on TV!”
And Andon says: “I didn’t see any of it.” I’m not sure if he means that he just didn’t watch the show, or if he is subtly telling Zach he is full of it. More likely, he was only able to focus on the close-ups of bikini-clad booties, and missed the finer points, like when everyone talks, and hard stuff like that.
Quickly changing the topic, Andon says: “And Amanda... Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. Why did not you go -- why didn’t you go home with your boyfriend? You didn’t like him? You didn’t think there was a chance, or something? You told him you didn’t even kiss anybody else!” It is apparent that dear Andon has had a few too many, or else has a penchant for speaking in Shakespearian-like riddles.
Amanda says: “I didn’t!!!”
She goes on to explain that you can’t see the lips on TV, and that her head was in Alex’s armpit. [What??!] She swears she only kissed Beau, and she got a lot of sh*t about it back home.
As for her and Jason, they were together when he left, but it won’t work because he’s in Colorado. I think she says that he doesn’t trust her, and she doesn’t trust him, but I can’t really hear because….
At this point, their conversation is drowned out by the Gruesome Threesome of Amy, Zach and Kristen discussing their collective need to take a shower. Now we all know that “shower” to the Paradizzle-ites is a rough euphemism for “doing it in private.” I laugh out loud when Kristen suddenly exclaims “I need a shower!!” and Zach offers up Amy’s if she wants it. I guess I have a dirty little mind.
The segment closes with Andon wondering if “Dave is upstairs crying into his soup?” He walks off to go have a shower, whining in a little baby voice, “I made Dave CRY!”
And that, my fiends, is the trash.