Paradise Hotel, 8/25 - "My mommy lets me kiss boys!!"

[totoro]

AmandaG: Word up. I'm afraid you've finally killed me. Thanks for yet another dripping-with-sarcasm recap! You speakee my language, girl, and appreciate your every word each time!

Just thought I'd come out of lurk to toss you some well-deserved props!

[schmidtenor]

>>I’ll tell you, unless those ice cubes were made of frozen Listerine, a mass cold sore explosion may be imminent.<<

All hail the queen of recaps! Bravo once again.

[SnowflakeGirl]

I too must prostrate myself before the feet of the Divine and Brutal Mistress of Paradise Hotel Recaps, AmandaG.

If laughs could kill, I would be DOA and toe-tagged immediately after reading this recap.