Sports analogies.. complete with slow motion replay from multiple angles. And John Madden will have to make an appearance. "Now here you'll see the tight end going in motion. BOOM! What a block! POW! This will open up a huge hole for the quarterback on the rollout (KAPANG!), and he can either pitch it, carry it himself, or throw it downfield (WHAMMO!)."
And most of the Amys, Amandas, and Jessicas I've met have always been hot bitchy girls. The rest have just been bitchy.