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    Celebrities in Paradizzle

    I got to thinking last night what personality types I would interject into the Hotel, y'know, if I were god.

    Since we can't all use the frame of reference of "People Angie Knows", how 'bout this:

    What celebrities would you choose to up the hillarity/oddball/bizarro factor if dropped into Paradise?

    Here are my nominations:
    Chris Farley (Of course, if he weren't dead. He wouldn't add much as he is now...)
    Emmanuel Lewis
    Former President Bill Clinton
    Nancy Reagan (Just Say No!)
    Courtney Love

    And in some stunning reality tv show crossovers:
    Topher from The Restaurant
    Jack, the older guy, from Big Brother 4
    Paul the butler from Joe Millionaire
    The bitchy gal from Cupid
    Simon Cowell from American Idol ("You are the most stupid...")
    and my personal top pick to be plopped in the middle of these yahoos:
    Rudy from Survivor 1.
    "Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
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    I bet they wouldn't allow someone that wasn't young and sexy and single onto the show.

    So perhaps these folks:

    Dr. Evil Will from BBrother.
    Virgin Jason from Big Brother.
    Teams from the Amazing Race. (Flo and Zack,
    or Derek and Drew or something)
    Lesbian chicks from Real World or something.
    Some girls from Boot Camp TV show.
    Colleen Haskell from Survivor 1
    Jerry Manthey(sp?) and Colby?
    Harly from BBrother?

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    Remember, we're god. We can put ugly people on, or hot people. We're gods! Mwah ha ha!
    "Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
    Matt: Welcome to television!
    -The Joe Schmo Show

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    Henry Winkler, but he would have to do fifteen minutes of "Fonzie" a day or only be allowed to room with Amy.

    Larry King or Dan Rather, whichever could clear their schedule first.

    That guy from the Joe Boxer commercials.

    Roger Ebert.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Henry Winkler, but he would have to do fifteen minutes of "Fonzie" a day or only be allowed to room with Amy.

    Larry King or Dan Rather, whichever could clear their schedule first.

    That guy from the Joe Boxer commercials.

    Roger Ebert.
    Ha ha ha ha....Larry King. Can you IMAGINE his alien-like shoulders in some sort of swim gear?
    "Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
    Matt: Welcome to television!
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    I can

    I think Martha Stewart would be a great addition to the cast too.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I wouldn't mind seeing Britney Spears and the sluts versus Xtina Aguilera and the hoes in the BATTLE FOR PARADISE ISLAND!!!

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    Ok, I think the best addtion...ratings wise....would be Kim Cattral's character, Samantha, from "Sex and the City"

    Not only would she screw all the guys, but she wouldn't hesitate to SCREW OVER everybody there. It would be great!
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    Tee Hee. Martha Stewart. At least we'd know that, during the rampant hooking up, the flower arrangements in each room would reflect the occupants. And that they all use the proper knife when stabbing each other in the back.
    "Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
    Matt: Welcome to television!
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    toonces the cat so that smokey can have a friend......

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