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    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy
    Tom Greene the comedian (if you can call him that) Is just disgusting, only teenagers and frat boys like his antics.
    I have seen his show maybe 3 times and every single time he was playing tongue hockey with his second banana. also a man. I have an idea why he is divorced, that is bound to happen when you marry the wrong sex.

    On second thought. imagine the things he could bet Dave to do LMFAO
    Don't get me wrong, when I suggested Tom Greene, Roseanne Barr, and Anna Nicole Smith - it was definitely not because I have any fondness for any of them.

    I just thought they are all obnoxious enough to keep fueling the crapfest that we lovingly refer to as Paradise Hotel. Or is that Paradizzle Ho-tizzle?
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    I think Paradizzle HO-tizzle has a certain ring to it
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy
    I think Paradizzle HO-tizzle has a certain ring to it
    You would.

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    OneTVSlave - love the av! From one of my all-time favorite flicks!

    Too bad Ruth passed - she could teach them calming techniques and how to smell the flowers!

    Other celebs - Janet Jackson and George Clooney, so there would be one really hot babe there of each sex.
    Sing & dance the night away!

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    Josh Hartnett!!!

    Ben Affleck!!!

    Tobey Maquire!!!

    Shane West!!!

    Adam Sandler!!!

    Ashton Kutcher!!!

    Jason Mraz!!!

    David Boreanez!!!

    Ryan Seacrest!!!

    Billy Bush!!!

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    Yes, sorry for the "Tom Green the comedian" thing. I couldn't think of any other way to differentiate him from the guy who's in prison for sex with a minor and having five wives.
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    an easy pick for paradizzle

    celebs:

    the men

    dave (pay him a couple mil to bring him back for another season)

    conan o brien (then dave wouldent be alone in his dorkiness, though conan has more personality than dave)

    triumph the insult comic dog
    (so he could verbally destroy toni, zach and amy, providing that theyd be back for a second season too, and kristen would let him hump her leg)


    jackie chan

    maury povich (he might bring that boot camp guy with him to intimidate people into joining his alliance)

    steve irwin (he could hunt platic crocs in the pool)

    john cleese

    john lithgow

    john goodman (love to see him belly flop in the paradizzle pool)

    george w bush

    jaque chirac (the tension between him and bush would be hilarious! go chirac!)



    the women:

    acmy (cant have paradizzle without its resident biotch)

    wanda sikes

    jody sweetin (her first tv appearance since full house)

    kathy griffin

    tina fey

    uma thurman

    ellen degeneres (whod she hook up with?)

    roseanne

    salma hayek

    helen hunt

    mary carey (to give paradizzle that porn sizzle)

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    omg Tina Fey would be hilarious!

    oh and you KNOW Steven Baldwin would be up for it.. not like he has any acting jobs pending LOL
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    I think a nice addition to Paradise HO-tel would be..

    1. Jessica Simpson -amy would get so annoyed with her ......and being so dumb she probably would win the whole thing somehow.

    2. Dr. Phil- lol that would be a hoot...he'd make Amy go on the Ultimate Weight Challenge. Instead of Pandora's Box They all would have to be put through the grill by Dr. Phil!

    3. Ted Nugent..Ohhh hunting and a-fishing...lol

    4. R-Kelly- on 2nd thought no...there isnt anyone young enough for him.

    5. That crazy man from the Iron Chef..with his little fancy outfits...making the girls make dinner out of eels in one hour (we all know how well they can cook!)

    6. Kelly Osbourne....WOuld love to see her and Kristin go head to head!

    7. Paris Hilton....lol lololol that makes me laugh!

    8. George Foreman...He would have that strange little smile he has..and knock out Zack,Beau and Andon in one punch.

    9. AL Capone....vote him off he'll put a cap in your head....and he doesnt need 50 boys...he could do it himself

    10. Paula Abdul...."Toni, I really like your upper register..."
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    R-Kelly- on 2nd thought no...there isnt anyone young enough for him.
    ick and
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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