Roseanne Barr
Anna Nicole Smith
Tom Green
Roseanne Barr
Anna Nicole Smith
Tom Green
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
How 'bout Snoop Dog?
"Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
Matt: Welcome to television!
-The Joe Schmo Show
"Sir, I have a cunning plan. We build this big wooden badger.. and Lancelot, Gallahad and I leap out and take the guests completely by surprise.. and totally unarmed."Originally Posted by YCan'tAngieRead
R.I.P Willie Dog (?/?/1989-12/17/2004). Gone but never forgotten.
Welcome Zelda (and a hot of other names)! (Born 08/08/2005, adopted 10/08/2005)
Also welcome Shasta! (Born ?/?/2004, Adopted 03/??/07)
Ah yes, and heaven help anyone that didn't know her name.Originally Posted by boredouttamind
I also propose Regis Philbin and Star Jones as future guests.
"That's Numberwang!"
What celebrities would you choose to up the hillarity/oddball/bizarro factor if dropped into Paradise?
I love this thread.....
here are my ideas for celebs in Paradise
Gary Busey...he would be required to drink a lot and be abusive
Dennis Hopper-with no medication
Dennis Leary-can you imagine him cutting up the guests?
Jack Nicholson-if he stayed in character as his character from the Shining
James Earl Jones-perhaps he could talk some sense into these youngsters...who is going to argue with the guy who did the voice of Darth Vader?
Mike Ditka-nobody can scream,yell and carry on like he can
Ricardo Montalban-just for the oily accent and Fantasy Island thing...he would be required to do the Cordoba commercials once every evening(anyone remember those?I loved the way he said "rich corinthian leather)
Chynna from the WWE-just so she could drop kick those annoying girls
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
That made me laugh incessantly. I nearly wet myself.
How 'bout tossing Charo into the mix?
"Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
Matt: Welcome to television!
-The Joe Schmo Show
Wait. Tom Green the comedian, or Tom Green the polygamist from Utah? Because that could be really entertaining.
"Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
Matt: Welcome to television!
-The Joe Schmo Show
how about
Richard Simmons
Alannah Stewart
Dolly Parton and Saddam?
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
Originally Posted by YCan'tAngieRead
I've never found Tom Green the comedian very funny, so I'd say go with the polygamist![]()
"That's Numberwang!"
Tom Greene the comedian (if you can call him that) Is just disgusting, only teenagers and frat boys like his antics.
I have seen his show maybe 3 times and every single time he was playing tongue hockey with his second banana. also a man. I have an idea why he is divorced, that is bound to happen when you marry the wrong sex.
On second thought. imagine the things he could bet Dave to do LMFAO
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."