Originally Posted by m0ckeryj0nes
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You gotta have "Puck" from "The Real World". He could battle Zack/Amy for the title of "Most hated reality TV character ever".
Clinton would be a good one too. He'd fit right in with the lying, scheming, and sexcapades. "I did not have sexual relations with Kristin." Plus he's just a good ol' boy who likes to party.
I might add a few famous people from history as well, just for my own warped entertainment: Blackbeard, Buddha, and a special appearance by Genghis Khan and his Mongol hordes.
Blackbeard because he was a pirate, and the whole tropical Gulf of Mexico setting is perfect pirate stomping grounds.
Buddha, I want to hear what he would have to say about all the drunken cavorting and how it would help him achieve the perfect state of nothingness that all good buddhists must aspire to. Plus, I want to see if Kristin would go for him in that robe and bald head.![]()
And lastly, Genghis Khan and his Mongols could just storm the mansion and slaughter everyone, then have one last drunken party before burning the place to the ground.
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I wouldn't mind seeing Gary Coleman in Paradise. It would be nice for midgets to be accounted for on this show.
Not only that, but he's a black midget, so you knock out two minorities in one shot.Originally Posted by boredouttamind
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Gah ha, Apple, you had me in stitches. Ghengis Khan. Can you IMAGINE?
"Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
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Actually, I envisioned a large band of nomadic horse warriors stomping across the beach while all the guests lay around the pool oblivious to their impeding doom (much like Europe in 1229 right before the Golden Horde showed up). Then one of them (I imagined Tom with Smokey) looks up and says "Hey, is that rain?" right before a rain of arrows comes whistling over the wall.Originally Posted by YCan'tAngieRead
The only one to survive would be Smokey. Everyone loves stuffed monkeys. Even the Grand Khan.
R.I.P Willie Dog (?/?/1989-12/17/2004). Gone but never forgotten.
Welcome Zelda (and a hot of other names)! (Born 08/08/2005, adopted 10/08/2005)
Also welcome Shasta! (Born ?/?/2004, Adopted 03/??/07)
How 'bout a big ol' Trojan Horse filled with homeless people? Except, for PH, it'd have to be a Trojan Beverage Cart. Or something of that sort.
"Ashleigh": I just think it's sleazy. It's dirty.
Matt: Welcome to television!
-The Joe Schmo Show
Jenna Bush.
Ben Affleck.
Connie Chung.
"That's Numberwang!"
Juanita Barber. She could serenade the guests with "Wha Abou Da Chirrun?"