if i could influence the game of paradise island i would.....
1. make amy and keith share a room from now until the end of the game (sorry keith but my entertainment comes before your well being)
2. base the next power up for grabs upon the results of a multi day wet t-shirt contest.
3. i'd replace the hostess amanda with smokey the monkey, the monkey is definitely wittier.
4. i'd figure out a way to introduce lesbianism into all the challenges and parties. stuffed monkeys and lesbians would make this not only the best summer show on television this year, it could possibly propell the show into the all time greatest television of all time.
5. i'd sell alex, kristen, and amy into white slavery by setting up an excursion for the three of them and letting the local pirates know where to abduct them. (note this could even prompt a spinoff reality show but that's a whole other story.......)
6. all drinking water would be laced with extacy and clothing would be forbidden.
7. land mines scattered randomly on the hotel grounds.
8. vetting new guests by their willingness to sleep with dave. i believe this would cuase serious friction in the charla, dave, keith, tara nexus becuase charla knows that her relationship with dave is based upon the fact that he is completely smitten with her.
9. a celebrity visit from the bush twins.
10. introduction of no holds barred caged fighting to determine who gets the power to choose who is eliminated each week.