if i could influence the game of paradise island i would.....
1. make amy and keith share a room from now until the end of the game (sorry keith but my entertainment comes before your well being)
2. base the next power up for grabs upon the results of a multi day wet t-shirt contest.
3. i'd replace the hostess amanda with smokey the monkey, the monkey is definitely wittier.
4. i'd figure out a way to introduce lesbianism into all the challenges and parties. stuffed monkeys and lesbians would make this not only the best summer show on television this year, it could possibly propell the show into the all time greatest television of all time.
5. i'd sell alex, kristen, and amy into white slavery by setting up an excursion for the three of them and letting the local pirates know where to abduct them. (note this could even prompt a spinoff reality show but that's a whole other story.......)
6. all drinking water would be laced with extacy and clothing would be forbidden.
7. land mines scattered randomly on the hotel grounds.
8. vetting new guests by their willingness to sleep with dave. i believe this would cuase serious friction in the charla, dave, keith, tara nexus becuase charla knows that her relationship with dave is based upon the fact that he is completely smitten with her.
9. a celebrity visit from the bush twins.
10. introduction of no holds barred caged fighting to determine who gets the power to choose who is eliminated each week.
If I had control, I would definitely call a "do over"!
Something I was thinking about the other day was, if any of the "originals" were to be in the studio trying to get on the show, do you think ANY of them would have made it to paradise? I think Amy would have, but I also think if she had;
1. We would never have seen her evil side;
2. She would never have hooked up with Zack-azz; and
3. She would have thought to bring more acne meds.
Here's what I'd do:
I'd hook Zack up with some other hot, slutty girl and
Amy watch heartbrokenly on the t.v. I have set.
I'll be :D and watching her :bawl herself to sleep.
Then I'll tie her up with ropes, handcuffs, and chains.
Finally, I will slowly drop her in hot :devil :lol gleefully.
Zack will come in with no clue what I'm doing.
I sit at my desk and tell him to move a little closer to the left.
And while he does, I'll push the floor-dropping button on my special remote control and :bouncers as Zackazz falls into Hell with his dead bitch.
I hoped you all enjoyed my little plan. :)
That is a whooooole lotta venom Delia darling LOL
You're evil, Delia. But we love you for it. :heart
Originally Posted by Delia
I'm not evil. :) I'm just evil to those who are evil.
Originally Posted by boredouttamind
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