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    Paradise Hotel Haiku's

    Amy -- pizza face
    Zack don't like pepperoni
    He prefers tuna

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    Who let the dog out?
    Keith, Keith, Keith, put the dog out!!
    Who's in the dog house?

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    Yoffy lifts a finger... fluff's Avatar
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    Poor Zack hates the store.
    Did Momma leave you alone?
    Can't say I blame her.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Nerds Just Wanna Have Fun Boredom's Avatar
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    Where Ricky Martin Can't Find Me
    Toni looks like a
    manly man with large biceps
    Toni - Drama Queen

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    Anemic Dog
    Dave, you've been chosen
    Query from Pandora's box
    She-hulk wants answer

    Dave, you were informed
    Leave Charla's shoulders alone
    It makes her queasy

    Steam rises from pool
    As do parts of bikinis
    Kristin on the prowl

    Amy says good-bye, Zack
    Most words too dirty to print
    He is proud of her

    Zack will win at last
    His shining object of lust:
    A wall of mirrors

    Scott, you turned one down
    But kissed the ones with saline
    Which way do you swing?

    Beau, no sign of brains
    Two plus two makes your head hurt
    Try not to explode

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    Anemic Dog
    One leaves, FOREVER
    Is she depressed, or is she
    Luckiest of all?

    From behind, we see
    a man with glistening hair
    Oh no, it's Toni

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    She'll be there when I'm gone... won't she?
    Keith the Destroyer
    Sent home the Musclehead Guy
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    You guys are killin me!!!!!

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    "Beau, no sign of brains
    Two plus two makes your head hurt
    Try not to explode"

    I'm sorry.... I am just going to die of laughter now....


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