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    Quote Originally Posted by XMAfan
    I am a huge ph fan and i just found this message board. And let me just say that you guys are the funniest people ever! I haven't laughed out loud like this in so long...from ur twist predictions to the alternate theme song about the characters. This Board is a riot!
    XMAfan The majority of us won't hold the fact that you are an Amy and Zack fan against you

    Must agree with KyRoberto, YA and funngirl...if we don't have the people we hate on shows like this, watching them would be unbareable! Long live the of PU...TONI!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delia
    I can't wait for the day when Zack tells Amy he's gay.

    ***

    *Amy's cooking dinner*

    *Their daughter is upstairs doing her homework*

    Zack: Amy?

    Amy: Yes.

    Zack: I have something to tell you. I know it's gonna hurt, but I think you deserve to know.

    Amy:** You aren't having another affair are you?

    Zack: N-no.

    *Amy *

    Zack: I'm gay. *hangs head*

    Amy: ** WHAT!?!

    Zack: Well, you see, I'm in love with myself. I always was, actually. i just needed a woman to cook and clean for me everyday.

    Amy: ** Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Zack: I'm so sorry. I should have told you. Told you that I never really loved you. I did enjoy having sex with you though.

    Amy: *Still * WHY ZACK WHY!?!

    Zack: I cannot resist my own hot abbs and my baby face.

    Amy: ** But what about Antonita?

    Zack: *shakes head* We should've named her Zackarina.

    Amy: N-no. This isn't happeing. Please tell me this isn't real. *Clutches on to Zack's shirt.*

    Zack: I'm sorry. Goodbye Amy. I have found a prettier woman to cook and clean for me.

    *He walks out the door, throwing out two hundred dollered bills.*

    *Amy crawls over to the fireplace 'n sits down. Antonita runs out 'n throws her arms around Amy*

    The moral of the story? It's not everyday your husband comes home, tells you he's gay 'cuz he loves himself. And finds a prettier woman to help him live.

    Nice one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by melpepinla
    Long live the of PU...TONI!!
    Long live the queen!

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    Any excuse to drink. I'm in.

    R.I.P Willie Dog (?/?/1989-12/17/2004). Gone but never forgotten.

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    Thank you all! For liking my lil story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boredouttamind
    Long live the queen!
    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Any excuse to drink. I'm in.

    Soooooooo sad that Toni is gone. Pass me the bottles bored and YA...
    *hic*

    Oh...I LOVE your Avatar and Title bored
    I think Johnny Damon has the SWEETEST mullet in major league baseball!

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    I'm 12 but can I join in? Ok, thankies!



    Oh no! I feel... I feel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delia
    I'm 12 but can I join in? Ok, thankies!



    Oh no! I feel... I feel...
    Your -ing? Did Toni kiss you goodnight yesterday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xkissluvx
    Your -ing? Did Toni kiss you goodnight yesterday?
    Um, no...I think Zack did...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delia
    Um, no...I think Zack did...
    Dun dun dun...

    I need another after that one.
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