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    Quote Originally Posted by Delia


    Though I'm not a Zack~Amy fan, I do think they deserve each other.

    Zack--><--Amy
    dont you mean

    Zach --> <-- Zach???

    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnygirl422
    Yeah, who wants to watch Charla lay in the sun all day; Kirstin contemplate who she'll sleep with next; Beau psychoanalyze everything that is said and done; Alex admire himself in a mirror; and Tara honing her knife for the next back-stabbing! We need the drama.
    Don't forget Holly looking vacant and Scott just hanging out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Don't forget Holly looking vacant and Scott just hanging out.
    That's not a vacant look for Holly, that's more of a "deer in the headlights" look!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnygirl422
    That's not a vacant look for Holly, that's more of a "deer in the headlights" look!
    Well I think she's about to be run over. She's so not ready for what's really going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Well I think she's about to be run over. She's so not ready for what's really going on.
    You must be at work too...I told my boss the short burst of laughter is because I hit my funny bone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnygirl422
    You must be at work too...I told my boss the short burst of laughter is because I hit my funny bone!
    Wow I knew I wasn't the only one. Everyone in my office looks at me wondering what in the world is making me laugh so hard. Thank God for the FORT
    ~Ally~

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnygirl422
    You must be at work too...I told my boss the short burst of laughter is because I hit my funny bone!
    Yep, I'm at work and taking a FORT break. I've also had to minimize the window real quick and pretend like I was listening to the radio or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allyx13
    Wow I knew I wasn't the only one. Everyone in my office looks at me wondering what in the world is making me laugh so hard. Thank God for the FORT
    I told him it was cheaper than therapy...which I would have to charge workman's comp for...since it'swork related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy
    dont you mean

    Zach --> <-- Zach???

    I can't wait for the day when Zack tells Amy he's gay.

    ***

    *Amy's cooking dinner*

    *Their daughter is upstairs doing her homework*

    Zack: Amy?

    Amy: Yes.

    Zack: I have something to tell you. I know it's gonna hurt, but I think you deserve to know.

    Amy:** You aren't having another affair are you?

    Zack: N-no.

    *Amy *

    Zack: I'm gay. *hangs head*

    Amy: ** WHAT!?!

    Zack: Well, you see, I'm in love with myself. I always was, actually. i just needed a woman to cook and clean for me everyday.

    Amy: ** Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Zack: I'm so sorry. I should have told you. Told you that I never really loved you. I did enjoy having sex with you though.

    Amy: *Still * WHY ZACK WHY!?!

    Zack: I cannot resist my own hot abbs and my baby face.

    Amy: ** But what about Antonita?

    Zack: *shakes head* We should've named her Zackarina.

    Amy: N-no. This isn't happeing. Please tell me this isn't real. *Clutches on to Zack's shirt.*

    Zack: I'm sorry. Goodbye Amy. I have found a prettier woman to cook and clean for me.

    *He walks out the door, throwing out two hundred dollered bills.*

    *Amy crawls over to the fireplace 'n sits down. Antonita runs out 'n throws her arms around Amy*

    The moral of the story? It's not everyday your husband comes home, tells you he's gay 'cuz he loves himself. And finds a prettier woman to help him live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delia
    I can't wait for the day when Zack tells Amy he's gay.

    ***

    *Amy's cooking dinner*

    *Their daughter is upstairs doing her homework*

    Zack: Amy?

    Amy: Yes.

    Zack: I have something to tell you. I know it's gonna hurt, but I think you deserve to know.

    Amy:** You aren't having another affair are you?

    Zack: N-no.

    *Amy *

    Zack: I'm gay. *hangs head*

    Amy: ** WHAT!?!

    Zack: Well, you see, I'm in love with myself. I always was, actually. i just needed a woman to cook and clean for me everyday.

    Amy: ** Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Zack: I'm so sorry. I should have told you. Told you that I never really loved you. I did enjoy having sex with you though.

    Amy: *Still * WHY ZACK WHY!?!

    Zack: I cannot resist my own hot abbs and my baby face.

    Amy: ** But what about Antonita?

    Zack: *shakes head* We should've named her Zackarina.

    Amy: N-no. This isn't happeing. Please tell me this isn't real. *Clutches on to Zack's shirt.*

    Zack: I'm sorry. Goodbye Amy. I have found a prettier woman to cook and clean for me.

    *He walks out the door, throwing out two hundred dollered bills.*

    *Amy crawls over to the fireplace 'n sits down. Antonita runs out 'n throws her arms around Amy*

    The moral of the story? It's not everyday your husband comes home, tells you he's gay 'cuz he loves himself. And finds a prettier woman to help him live.

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