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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklescott
    I'm sure that at least once a day:
    4. Toni p**s standing up
    9. Dave ends up copping a feel from his own manboobs
    I love #4...and I bet she does!

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    Quote Originally Posted by holly71
    We (meaning my husband & I) were wondering the same thing. He thinks they are acting all crazy b/c they have "cabin fever" from being couped up at Hotel Hell for too long. To me, that would get boring after 3 or 4 days.
    I agree with you and your hubbie holly. I go bonkers when I am sick and have to hang at home! I said weeks ago that they need to get them out of the hotel on trips more than they do.
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    is anyone on right now??

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    Pool Pee?

    If I drank in Paradise and went swimming . . . . good chance I'd let go at some point . . . . well maybe not me but someone must have peed in the pool, probably a guy . . . . Dave? (Zack, being soooooo stupid probably thought the pool was the communal toilet. I wonder if he drank from the toilet too . . . . ?)

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    The previews are showing a casino. That should bring out everyone's competitive streak. Can't wait for next week.

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    My main complaint is that they are in this beautiful place and all they do is scheme about each other and talk s**t about each other. You would think that they could take a break from the highschool B.S and stop being so Jaded and enjoy themselves.
    Another thing I don't think they understand that people have to leave and that is part of the game. I think "the man" Keith said it best after Toni left, he said, "this is bad, and it is only going to get worse" and probably hurt worse too when friends have to leave. Only a few guests understand that it is a GAME not summer camp.
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    What do they do all day?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hunnyoil
    Anyone have any clues? Wouldn't you think they would want to go to town or to a club sometime? Hotel California.
    I know exactly what they do all day. "Paradise Hotel Uncut" (the special, limited edition DVD box set which is no doubt forthcoming for a mere $75) will reveal that each day after breakfast, the hotel guests read the New York Times and the WSJ, listen to NPR, and then have a round table discussion about the hot political issues of the day (just last week, Beau had some really interesting thoughts on how to revive the economy of post-war Iraq).

    Then they all take a break to call their brokers to check on their portfolios (all except Scott, of course who is a professional gambler . . er . . . uh . . . sorry, I meant to say day trader, really I did).

    Thereafter, they all split up for some independent study (having already graduated from law school and having plenty of "lawyer in him," Zach used to devote this time to study for his L.L.M. degree).

    This is followed by a 1-hour compuslory rest period (where the hotel guests have the opportunity to eat, sleep and mingle with the other guests).

    The next portion of the day is spent meeting with prospective agents and publicists, since of course all of the house guests . . . I'm sorry, I mean hotel guests . . . are on their way to superstardom once evicted. In fact, the other day the cast was treated to a guest lecture from Susan Hawk, Ethan Zohn and Will Kirby on how to handle the fame and fortune which reality tv personalities must necessarily confront.

    Then its dinner, followed by a quick trip to the lab so that the house guests . . . damn, I mean hotel guests . . . can monitor the progress of their experimental cure for cancer.

    From there, its off to bible study and then, before you know it, it is time to retire for the evening (the other night was kind of tough, as Amy annoyed her roommate Alex by leaving the light on for hours so that she could finish reading Vladimir Nabokov's "The Gift" -- she was just so into it that she "couldn't possibly" put the book down, but since Alex had already read it three times, he wasn't very sympathetic . . . what a selfish ba^*ard!).

    Then before you know it . . . it is morning and time to do it all over again.

    See, thank g-d for editing - if they showed you what REALLY went on you would understand just how boring it is there.

    David

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    Oh, that's what they do, all day! Great post, David! And to the FORT!
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    Hmm... Dave = David?

    How else would he know what was going on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wazoo
    If I drank in Paradise and went swimming . . . . good chance I'd let go at some point . . . . well maybe not me but someone must have peed in the pool, probably a guy . . . . Dave? (Zack, being soooooo stupid probably thought the pool was the communal toilet. I wonder if he drank from the toilet too . . . . ?)

    You gotta love the peeing in the pool joke!! They have at least two pools there too...
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