Kwel! Or maybe it should be Charla and Dave's son!
Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
The race is back!
Delia, I think you're on to something...Only they can't bring Dave back, because he's left Paradizzle *FOREVER*!!
But he's still here...
I believe John meant Zack?
I think the whole show is some kinda space-time continuum thing.
Charla and Dave had a kid and called it Tony. But they got a divorce cuz Charla was fooling around with Keith. Tony felt rejected, went psycho, changed his genitalia and name spelling. Toni pumped up hoping to one day beat up mom for fooling around on dad.
Toni has something in common with dad cuz they're both ugly. But Toni hates dad for being such a pussy!!!!! "Be a man, dad!" Toni says as she flexes her breasts.
Then Toni finds out Charla (mom) had twins!!! Toni has a twin brother! Who also changed sex---Amy!!!!! "So that's why you're ugly too," Toni says to Amy. They fall in love. Amy doesn't want to find out about Baby Zack's personal life cuz it's not interesting compared to hers---and she might feel obligated to confess something in return! Can Zack accept that he's secretly gay? (Who cares, he's off the show, he can go back to the parking lot where his mom dumped him)
Charla leaves Keith to hook up with tara in a hot lesbian love relationship. Charla is so hot and smart that she invents a time machine, calls up Dave and Keith and says, "Wanna have some fun . . . for old time's sake, before we all die being almost-famous?" They go back to the year 2003 when reality TV shows are all the rage and they put on their own, transporting their ugly children there too, saying its a way to spend time with the estranged kids.
Kids, being kids, buy it. Toni tries to act like the mom. Charla sits back and watches her girl/boy/woman/man/beast jump around just before pulling the plug on her.
past their bedtime . . . . Zack tucked in, Toni getting sleepy, and angry Amy about to go by-by .. .
. . . the summer's almost over, will the show be too?
Originally Posted by Wazoo
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