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    Future Twists

    Can any of you guys come up with any future twists that PH will probably use.
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    They bring Zack in like they did with Amanda's boyfriend. Wow, that'll be cool. He might beat Keith up sh!tless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xkissluvx
    They bring Zack in like they did with Amanda's boyfriend. Wow, that'll be cool. He might beat Keith up sh!tless.
    Wait, you may be on to something here. Not the beating Keith up thing (bullies never EVER follow through with their threats). What IF Zach-azz does come back and give Amy the same choice Jason gave Amanda>>>then we would be rid of 2 of the idiots of the show and just have to concentrate on getting Toni, Kirstin and Alex out of there before too long...

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnygirl422
    Wait, you may be on to something here. Not the beating Keith up thing (bullies never EVER follow through with their threats). What IF Zach-azz does come back and give Amy the same choice Jason gave Amanda>>>then we would be rid of 2 of the idiots of the show and just have to concentrate on getting Toni, Kirstin and Alex out of there before too long...
    Hey, I like the way you're thinking.

    Though with our luck, Amy chooses to stay to torment Keith and we're still stuck with her for another 2 weeks.
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    They bring in a blow-up doll with a large rack and a small bikini, and none of the guys notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bflysoul
    Can any of you guys come up with any future twists that PH will probably use.
    Whoever fornicates with the most people in the last 24 hours (final episode) wins 1 million dollars! If there is a tie, then the money is split.

    Every guy then proceeds to fornicate with every girl (charla is gone by this point...she would have had no part). Nobody wanted to get with Dave but Kristin really wants the money so she breaks the ice first and gets with him. Then Tara, followed by Amy and Toni.

    It appears that all the guests will split the money when, Dave and Beau decide to hook up at the pool right before the final ceremony.

    At the final ceremony things heat up:

    Toni: "You guys didn't have sex"

    Beau: "Shut up."

    Toni: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!"

    Dave: "My MAN said to shut the hell up you biatch."

    Toni: " "

    Amy: "Still, that doesn't count. There was no penetrat..." (Dave knods his head in approval that there was)

    Keith: "Dave, don't tell me you let him do ya like that?!?"

    Dave: "Oh no. Not at all. We were playing 'oil rig' and I had the big drill."

    Beau (smiles)

    Dave (grasps Beau): I love you.

    Beau: I love you too honey buns.


    And who thought this would have a sad ending? After all, it's PARADISE!

    (bad theme music plays)

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    They bring in a blow-up doll with a large rack and a small bikini, and none of the guys notice.
    They already did that. Her name is Tara.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    They bring in a blow-up doll with a large rack and a small bikini, and none of the guys notice.


    I just disrupted my co-workers laughing at that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    They already did that. Her name is Tara.

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    They reveal that Toni is actually a man, planted by the PH people to see how long the guys would keep her.

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