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Thread: Paradise Hotel: 7/2 Recap - Kisses, Kissing Contests, and Dave

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    Super recap, Bill. This show is no Star Dates, but it does have some amusing moments. I love your take on these scenes:
    Beau and Alex have an idea! They want to have a kissing contest with all six ladies. Well we all want that guys, but surely these women would never… oh… I guess they will.

    Alex decides he wants three kisses at once. Now, there has to be no way these women would be stupid enough to… oh… I guess they are. Amy, Kristin, and Toni, grant Alex his desire.

    I am going to need another shot of rum to get through this
    *hands Bill rum* Congrats, bud, you've served your term . . . I'm sooooo looking forward to my crack at this show
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    I started to...I just couldn't.
    OMG, I'm laughing so hard I think I almost broke a rib.
    I watched this show simply to enjoy the recap more (if that's possible), Bill.

    I couldn't even start to quote because everything ....just everything made me laugh. Even the stuff I don't know if you intended to be funny. The show is so absurd, and you have captured that with every word.

    Simply brilliant!
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    Bill, excellent job, my miserable comrade. Now, top off my rum, and I'll join you on the "those who have recapped this miserable show" bench.

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    Bill, it's amazing how you can make chicken salad out of chicken s***

    You have been soiled, welcome to the club!

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    AHHHHH, BILL!!!!! LMAO! So good! You touched on so many of the pathetic things I noticed last night while wathing the show and made them HILARIOUS! Job well done.

    Hand puppets. Love it.

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    *sprays Bill down with disenfectant at the doorway before letting him in*

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    Thank you, Bill, for hanging in there and writing the recap throughout the entire hour of torture, er, I mean "entertainment."

    I missed last night's show, but with your excellently detailed and comical descriptions of the hotel happenings, I now have been safely updated without the nasty eye burning/brain cell exploding side effects of actually seeing the creepy kissing contest, excessive male posturing, and of course, Dave.

    My hat is off to you!
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    as a big fan of paradise hotel, perhaps i am out of place reading that posting. but, nonetheless, i found it thouroughly amusing. as much as i do like the show, reading things like that make the show all that much better. i laughed the whole time. good recap
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    That was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!! I know now, in order to get a complete feel for this show, I need to first watch it ( prefereable with vodka, clorox AND drano ) and then read your re-caps Bill!

    I'm still laughing after reading some paragraphs over and over! I cant believe we watch the same show . When I watched it was just embarrasing, but with your excellent interpretation it all makes perfect sense

    K

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    Quote Originally Posted by dobolina
    I dont know how many of you watched the most recent Survivor, but Amy is NOT the first person on a reality show to say "caught between a rock and a hard stone". Does anyone remember Heidi saying that??
    That is exactly what I thought of!

    Awesome job Bill! I'm sure the other recappers wouldn't mind if you continued since you have such a knack for it!

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