7/2 Show Discussion **Spoilers**

[MajiH]

Wooo! Someone in the forum with me. I feel special and needed now. Kinda like Zack.

[LG.]

hey MajiH, I promise I won't leave you at the SuperMart

Are you in Mountain time? I think the early crowd was here while the show was on during Eastern / Central time. Those wacky West Coasters haven't even started watching it yet, I don't think.

Damn time zones

[MajiH]

Hmmmmmm. Preview for next Monday. They make it look like Toni might be going so we know what that means. She better pack her b.............PSYCH!!!!!! Duh.

Oh, God. Pandora's box again. I know what Dave's questions will be. "How many times have you had sex?" Lurch, lurch, lurch. Everytime I look at him I feel like I have a wedgie.

Question for Scott: Why has he NOT hooked up with someone on Paradise Island?

Scott: That's just not me. It might happen but I don't hook up for just fun.

Question for Dave: Has he "hooked up" with Charla?

Dave: We are good friends and she is a sweet girl. Based on my definition, we have NOT hooked up.

Group presses for his definition and he sticks to it. No hook up. (As if they would believe him if he says he did unless he brought forth a used condom to prove it and had the inner and outer contents verified by the LAPD Forensics Unit)

Question for Charla: You talk bad about Dave behind his back and are cruel to face. Why?

Charla: Well, just LOOK AT HIM!!!! (Wait, that was my dream answer. Nevermind!). She says others have. All she admits to is not liking him touching her bare skin. She won't hurt people's feelings so she normally says nothing but should be more honest.

Dave looks hurt. WAAAAAAH!

Dave and Charla chat. She feels bad she hurt him. Some of the cast try prying open the doors to listen and Charla busts them. (Too fast to see who it was....hmmmm)

Dave says he was embarassed. BA HA HA! As if he has not done ENOUGH to make him turn red as a baboon's ass so far. Duh. NOW he is embarassed?

Charla advises him she did not coming looking for love.

[MajiH]

I am, indeed, in Colorado!

Toni is counseling Amy. She needs her own couch. They should listen to her. She has a good grasp on reality because she has been on EVERY show in EXISTANCE!!!!!

[MajiH]

Zack is an ass. Amy said goodnight to him and he gave her the cold shoulder. DORK DORK DORK. Zack says she should have sat down with him and talked to him. She makes him sound like he is a bad guy. (WAAAAAAAAAH!) Lordy, he wants people to ask him about his life story. Here we find out why he is a jerk and that he was dumped at the grocery store. Normally, this would move me but I bet his mom got tired of him telling her how much BETTER he was than all the other kids.

[MajiH]

Amy just climbed into his lap and APOLOGIZED to him. Along with that cup of coffee I recommended, and the nice cup of self-esteem someone else offered, she needs a HUGE cup of GET A GRIP!

[MajiH]

Next week:

Zack and Kavita fight. Toni is crying (surprise) and the two new picks look terribly annoying and hideous and PERFECT for the show.

Oy vey.

[LG.]

one of them looked like mini-me

I guess they think that attractive people has been "done" on this show. Pity.

[MajiH]

Yes, I vote we put Austin Powers on the show, too. Oh, wait. Based on what they have to pick from next week, we'd be better off if Fat Bastard joined the cast.

[psycguy]

and not the cold ones Fox thought it would produce to cool us all down from all the "sexy" (please note the quotation marks here) singles but rather scalding showers to clean off the oh so filthy feeling of watching this train wreck.

Needless to say I am hooked to see how this turns into the next reality tv scandal - you know it is coming.