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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Drewmore
    Zack is the greatest, i'm glad his image (false) on TV hasn't changed most of your views on how sweet he is. I sure hope Zack can get that talkshow with ABC that he is working on, he will be great!! Zack is similar to Dr. Phil and also Raymond Moses the bootcamp guy from daytime TV ... kids love Zack and his dopeness
    Ba. Ha ha ha ha. Ba ha ha ha. Shoot. Wet my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by romeo7030
    Lot of garbage going on the "real" Paradise forum

    OMG you mean WE aren't the REAL Po Ho forum?? Why didnt anyone tell me??
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy
    OMG you mean WE aren't the REAL Po Ho forum?? Why didnt anyone tell me??
    Relax Dux, she means the "other" real P-Ho forum.

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    ah 'other' ok .. as in the one populated with 12 year olds that arent nearly as astue as our boredouttamind and delia
    "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy
    ah 'other' ok .. as in the one populated with 12 year olds that arent nearly as astue as our boredouttamind and delia
    You betcha. Speaking of which where are my favorite teens on the scene? Oh yeah, school started again. I hope they are still posting at night.

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    Just to make us all feel at home (sort of?):

    "Zack is HOT! Oops, the streetlights are on. Bedtime for me!"
    R.I.P Willie Dog (?/?/1989-12/17/2004). Gone but never forgotten.

    Welcome Zelda (and a hot of other names)! (Born 08/08/2005, adopted 10/08/2005)

    Also welcome Shasta! (Born ?/?/2004, Adopted 03/??/07)

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    My dream date (gone wrong) with Zack

    (my forray into creative writing)

    My dream date (gone wrong) with Zack

    After a romantic evening minature golfing we head back at the exclusive Phoenix Motel 6 (a far cry from Paradise Hotel I agree, but hey they have a deluxe above ground pool). Foreplay begins with me waxing his chest, afterward he puts on a sexy fashion show modeling festive headbands and seranades me with "Lets get physical!" from 80's pop star Oliva Newton-John.

    As I am swept up in the moment of his performance the door is kicked in by Amy! As we all know when under stress her face becomes a landscape of adult acne, her lesions begin to errupt like lasers throughout the room! I head for the door, fleeing to the graveled parking lot! I head across the street to the mall, and out in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch notice 50 shirtless guys in sweatbands looking around....


    "Huh? no I haven't seen Keith! Taxi!"

    the End?

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    Great imagery! I love your Avatar of Amy....I think she's like a cross between a mutt in heat and the Grinch personally! Erupting lesions- yuck! Ironically true! Keep up the good work!
    One day at time; No guilt and move on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gr8quads
    Great imagery! I love your Avatar of Amy....I think she's like a cross between a mutt in heat and the Grinch personally! Erupting lesions- yuck! Ironically true! Keep up the good work!

    thank you, thank you very much.

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    AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!

    This morning while waiting for my bus in Oakland, I noticed a teenaged boy walking towards me, wearing a headband.
    A HEADBAND! I was just about to ask him if he watches Paradise Hotel, when he shot me a dirty look.
    Just then, my bus came and I was whisked away to safety.

    AND THEN

    When I got off of my bus in San Francisco, I noticed a black headband laying on the ground looking a bit trampled.
    I fought the urge to pick it up and look for clues...

    WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN?!
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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