Holy Moley! Roseanne I love ya, but watching the first two episodes of your reality show was BRUTAL!!! I couldn't even get through episode one: the pig killing episode. Between trying to kill the pigs and listening to your temper tantrums -- jeez, if you thought that was "charming" -- it wasn't!!! And speaking of temper tantrums, which were the subject of the 2nd epsidode, that was only slightly less painful than the 1st episode --- probably because there wasn't any actual killing involved. I know you're trying to do good things for the planet but watching you do it is pretty much unbearable.
PS Have to hand it to you though. Your boyfriend of 8 years, Johnny, IS charming, and very good looking, and seemingly very good natured. I hope you'll be able to take a few cues from him and