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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoobie Doobie;3190938;
    I only watch each ep for no more than 2 minutes cuz that's the longest I can control my gag reflex from puking up. But I noticed something interesting in the last few seconds of the latest one. There was some kind of promotional thing about HoJo's CD. Call me a dope for just realizing it, but is this the whole reason for this piece-o-crap show's existence -- just to promote HoJo's CD??

    Singers usually promote their CD's by actually singing. But we know HoJo can't sing. I wonder if Bravo (for whatever bizarre reason) heavily invested in Jo's CD and figured that putting her in a show -- any kind of show -- was a way to get the CD to sell. Ha!

    I'm really wondering how the ratings are. This thing is just completely unwatchable. But I do get a kick out of reading some of the re-caps from the few who have the stomach strength to get thru more than the 2 minutes I can. Isn't it a hoot that Slade -- the big homeless/sissy-looking fashion-plate that he is -- cuts on the possibly gayish relationship growing between the 2 blonde morons? This is coming from Slade -- while he's wearing the manpris, man-scarves and more hair products than 10,000 men could ever use in a lifetime.
    BINGO! They're promoting Jo's "music career." Maybe they'll treat us to her golden carrot voice during the grand finale! Ooo can't wait!

    Without knowing Slade's background from RHOOC, just the two episodes I watched, I don't quite get the scarves and the hats. I've never seen any other man dress like that, so is he trying to create a trademark or start a trend?

    As far as his comments about the bromance, honestly the friendship between the finalists is about the only aspect of this show I can respect. At least the two are civil and cool with each other. Nothing gay about two guys getting along well and behaving with class. If he is trying to imply gayness then maybe he has a few gay thoughts or impulses of his own, hmmmm?

    The two finalists seem like normal enough guys, but why the hell did they even apply for a show like this?? Must have been to get some air time and self promotion. Why "battle it out" over one woman they don't even know? Dating shows are so lame IMO for that reason alone. It's hard enough trying to find that right person, but on a reality show? Surely they cannot be serious. This has nothing to do with "winning" Jo (what a prize, huh?) it's more a bs contest of who wins.

    Also, I have to get this out: Slade seems a bit old for a twenty-something. He must be at least 45. A few years, even ten years is no big deal. But a generation gap? He needs to focus on his children instead of trying to be one of them. I'd love to be 20 years younger, who wouldn't? But no amount of scarves and hats or desperate hos will magically make him his kids' age. He needs a reality break not a reality show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by New Mommy;3190389;
    I haven't watched it either, but I still like to comment on them, as people. Reading these posts keeps me up to date, and I really have to commend the people who have actually watched this horrible waste of TV time. Those brave posters deserve some prize or award for their courage. While your face screws up like you ate a lemon, my stomach gets completely upset with I see either of them! I need to eat Tums or something to help me! Don't feel bad for not having any synonyms or adjectives; you're discussing two of the most boring and unintelligent people in the world. They're not worthy of your good vocabulary!
    We all agree on how bad this show is. I mean, at least when the Housewives shows are on we watch that mess so it goes to show just how bad HO-JO and DUNG-HEAD'S show really is. In case you missed my analogy way down thread, (Dung head is in reference to Slimey's knitted hat that, to me, looks like a pile of hot cow dung on a hot summers day melting down his head).

    Anywhooo, I have searched the Internet to see how Ho-Jo's album is doing in the charts. Low and behold, I can't even find her name, album, single....ANYWHERE!! NADA!!

    Anyone have information on that?
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    Just found some info. Amazon is selling HO-JO's album for $8.95. Isn't that what you pay for music that sits on a shelf for 5 years or so that didn't do well? The CD's I buy are at least 15 bucks, if not more.
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    Re: Date My Ex: Jo & Slade

    Quote Originally Posted by Scoobie Doobie;3190938;

    Isn't it a hoot that Slade -- the big homeless/sissy-looking fashion-plate that he is -- cuts on the possibly gayish relationship growing between the 2 blonde morons? This is coming from Slade -- while he's wearing the manpris, man-scarves and more hair products than 10,000 men could ever use in a lifetime.
    I've always thought that Slade was a tad bit on the 'feminine' side even when he was on RHOOC. There is not one thing about this "man" that eludes to masculinity. He is a pussy and presents himself like a wimpering puppy dog the way he follows Jo around and keeps telling her about his undying love for her.
    He's probably having fantasies about the last two finalist - not Jo.

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    So what's our motivation to watch the final show of this sad awful crap? To see if Slade turns up prancing around in man-clogs?

    I just read something about Evan Marriott -- remember he was in that ridiculous nonsense, Joe Millionaire? He said that of course the whole thing was a setup and that he got a ton of money to just pick a chick. Once he picked one, he said he never saw her again. And the girls' motivation to win was that they'd get a bunch of dough also.

    I think the same thing is going on here. The dudes aren't professional actors, so Bravo can get away with paying them much, much less than they would have to pay pros (cuz of the Actors' Union). They've probably offered the "winner" a decent sum -- so there's the motivation for them to have to endure spending time with HoJo. IDK, to me, even a million bucks wouldn't be inducement to kiss that greasy, pimpled-up monkey face. Well, maybe a million bucks, but no tongue -- ewwww!

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    One of the two finalists said that Slimey was 42. Slimey, though, claims to be either 33 or 36. I've never seen a 33 or 36 year old man with that homeless scruff look though. Someone in their 40's, definitely.

    It is Jo who is trying to pass herself off as a 20something. I think she said she was 24 on the first season of RHOOC. So that would make her now about 27 maybe. If that girl is 27, then I am 35!

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    One of the two finalists said that Slimey was 42. Slimey, though, claims to be either 33 or 36. I've never seen a 33 or 36 year old man with that homeless scruff look though. Someone in their 40's, definitely.

    It is Jo who is trying to pass herself off as a 20something. I think she said she was 24 on the first season of RHOOC. So that would make her now about 27 maybe. If that girl is 27, then I am 35!
    Not a chance. The man is well past 40. My guess is at least 44. When he's standing next to the other guys it's pretty obvious he has a lot of years on them. He's not one of them.

    I met my share of Slades when I was in my teens and twenties, and those guys gave me the creeps. Maybe pornography is to blame. They're used to seeing younger girls during their private time with the magazine or video, so that's what they go after.

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    Re: Date My Ex: Jo & Slade

    Slade has more lines on his face than a California road map - no way is he in his 30's.

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    Re: Date My Ex: Jo & Slade

    Maybe Bumdad and Greaseball Jo are telling the ages of the characters they are playing, not their real ages. That or they are delusional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Tay;3191366;
    Not a chance. The man is well past 40. My guess is at least 44. When he's standing next to the other guys it's pretty obvious he has a lot of years on them. He's not one of them.

    I met my share of Slades when I was in my teens and twenties, and those guys gave me the creeps. Maybe pornography is to blame. They're used to seeing younger girls during their private time with the magazine or video, so that's what they go after.
    Yeah, there is no chance that Slimey is under 42 years old. 33? That's extremely funny. He's nowhere close to 33. Funny, when I was in my teens and 20s I had the same 40+ creepers bother me all the time. Now I'm in my early 30s and they don't bother me anymore. It's one of the major perks of getting older, I guess But it is some 'game' to them to try and get very young girls. It just shows how immature they are. They don't want someone their age that can talk on their level - they just want a good looking, young woman to show off to their friends. How shallow. And Jo? Come on, she's not even in the trophy category -too fugly.

    I wish they'd put Jo on the spot with her singing career. Make her sing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston, or some powerhouse song that really showcases a voice, a capella, live. No help from computers to make her voice sound halfway acceptable. I'd tune in for that to hear her totally screw up the song. Belt it out, Jo - let's hear how talented you are!

    And Slade? Let's see Slade to *anything* worthwhile. He's so talentless he's putting all of his hopes in riding Jo's coattails. What a useless tool that guy is.

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