The Real Housewives of New York City

[Fenian]

Originally Posted by Susan Elizabeth

"Everyone keeps ragging on the Cobble Hill couple Alex and Simon and how unattractive she is, etc. etc. Listen, she is 5 foot 11" is very thin and looks like Nicole Kidman".

I'm sorry, but I think that is rather an insult to Nicole Kidman!

I think both Alex and Simone are an insult to the human race.

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[Susan Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Poohtz

Good french effect!!!

So let's compare Simon to who? Oh yes, how about George Clooney his style and his wit. Oh and let's not forget Brad Pitt, his boyish good looks. Ok Susan, your turn...

Well, I'll have to think about that...Let's see, mmmm; In reality, Richard Simmons comes to mind. They both have kind of reddish hair and that same upturned nose. Eeuww, I think I just made myself ill!

[Susan Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Fenian

I think both Alex and Simone are an insult to the human race.

Well said. Simone, tee, hee. I like that!

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by Fenian

I think both Alex and Simone are an insult to the human race.

You are so bad.....

[Margaritaville]

Jill showed the most class out of all the ladies this past week, and she didn't even join in the class vs. etiquitte discussion! I felt so badly for her, she was clearly horrified during Ramona's outburst at Simon - she looked as though she wanted to fall through the floor once Ramona left for the kitchen with Bethenny. She held her tongue quite nicely (don't know how) during the oh so classy etiquette discussion at the dinner table. Then we see Ramona bolt from the table as though someone lit something under her butt -- and Jill was clearly mortified that a "friend" of hers would act so badly at a dinner party she threw. Still, she held it together, and pulled it off - I was very impressed at the classiness that she showed.

Note to LuAnn - er, Countess DeLaSucks, whatever...

A person that has truly has class does not feel the need to talk about it. And really, get over yourself already. A person of class would not have mentioned the introduction faux pas (sp? - I don't speak French, didn't have the au-pair) to Bethenny. A true person of class would have let it go without a word. Just sayin....

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by Susan Elizabeth

Well, I'll have to think about that...Let's see, mmmm; In reality, Richard Simmons comes to mind. They both have kind of reddish hair and that same upturned nose. Eeuww, I think I just made myself ill!

Simon/Richard, Simon/Richard...hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oops, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Fenian]

Originally Posted by Margaritaville

I haven't noticed anyone else comment on this, so I'm wondering if I am the only one who noticed. When Alex and Simon were at the restaurant for breakfast with their kids, it appeared that Johann was having an absolute fit. Simon paid it no attention, although Johann was in his lap at the time, as he was too busy watching Alex peruse the Style section for a notice. Jeeze.... Alex paid Johann no attention either. Is Fran-swah the golden child or what???

Alex and Simon do not want this publicized, but little Johan's first words were not "Mon père" but a vulgar "Da-da." Totally unforgivable and as soon as he flunks out of Deerfield (I picked a prep school with the same name as the town it's in), he'll be fated to drive a limo and never address anyone by their first name. If you look at their website (McCord van Kempens), you'll notice they're all facing the camera except for poor future outcast limo driver Johan.

[Susan Elizabeth]

Originally Posted by Poohtz

Simon/Richard, Simon/Richard...hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oops, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Well let's hope we both feel better and can remove those disturbing visuals from our collective minds.

In the true spirit of Francois, er, I mean Francais...Au Revoir au demain.

[Margaritaville]

Originally Posted by Fenian

Alex and Simon do not want this publicized, but little Johan's first words were not "Mon père" but a vulgar "Da-da." Totally unforgivable and as soon as he flunks out of Deerfield (I picked a prep school with the same name as the town it's in), he'll be fated to drive a limo and never address anyone by their first name. If you look at their website (McCord van Kempens), you'll notice they're all facing the camera except for poor future outcast limo driver Johan.

Phew.... thanks for clearing this up! If Fran-swah was such the golden child, perhaps they should not have had another? You know, since they weren't going to pay any attention to him... oh wait, is it a societal prerequisite to have 2 children? Dammit, I don't have my countess handbook either!

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by Fenian

Alex and Simon do not want this publicized, but little Johan's first words were not "Mon père" but a vulgar "Da-da." Totally unforgivable and as soon as he flunks out of Deerfield (I picked a prep school with the same name as the town it's in), he'll be fated to drive a limo and never address anyone by their first name. If you look at their website (McCord van Kempens), you'll notice they're all facing the camera except for poor future outcast limo driver Johan.

Ok you did it. I actually LOL'ed for real!!!
The shame of it all, Johan becoming a limo driver.......oh no.