The Real Housewives of New York City - Page 147

Poohtz · 04-24-2008, 12:52 PM

I am learning so much off the internet. Ladies, hold on to your hats!
Simon is actually a triplet. Yes that's right, there are two more handsome mugs like him out there running around. I hear they are single and they also like animal prints. Yes, just like Simon, these two are real animal lovers!!!

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New Mommy · 04-24-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Poohtz

No wonder the au pair has teeth like Alex. Imagine that, they lied to me, who'd a thunk? Perhaps I misunderstood, they may have said "old pair"...

I think the "old pair" was a reference to a certain part of Alex's anatomy.

Beezers · 04-24-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Margaritaville

Apparently they frequent Scores as well... yet another mention on PageSix today -

SIGHTINGS - New York Post

By the looks and knowledge of those two, I have money in Vegas that they're swingers too.
Simon was making his moves on the drunk Bethenny on the "Birthday Boat"
by calling her a "Ferrari" and rolling his r's. Aarrrrrrrrrrrr............ Bravo cut out the shot with Alex putting her hand high on Bethenny's thigh and asking her to stay awhile. That's why Alex has that quality that Bethenny calls 'unguarded'. She entices women into her lair, gives them their booze of choice and allows her "guest" to let their hair down and feel vulnerable while they spill their secrets. It's all a very fun game to them.

Beezers · 04-24-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by New Mommy

I think the "old pair" was a reference to a certain part of Alex's anatomy.

It quite certainly can be Simon's anatomy too. Can you just imagine???

PugMum · 04-24-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Beezers

It quite certainly can be Simon's anatomy too. Can you just imagine???

Gherkin (french for small cucumber

)

Allie · 04-24-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by PugMum

Gherkin (french for small cucumber

)

Isn't that the name of a style of pickle, too. (eww image of shriveled cucumber pops into head)

Anyone got that bleach?

Beezers · 04-24-2008, 02:23 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of small, shriveled nuts.

Poohtz · 04-24-2008, 02:24 PM

Didn't someone say that Alex started out modeling?

Poohtz · 04-24-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Beezers

I was thinking more along the lines of small, shriveled nuts.

You should check out this squirrel...

imagemole.com/img/t1_squirrel_nuts.jpg

onei0091 · 04-24-2008, 02:27 PM

Oh! The reunion show was *FABULOUS*! It had way more snark in it than the previews gave it credit for. I assumed that Ramona left the set because Jill was laying into her- I was surprised to see that it was because of Alex's nude photos. Too funny!

The snark about Alex and Simon's house being unfinished was a hoot. They all ganged up on her and reprimanded her for having a crappy house. LOL! It was funny to watch them call her out on it, but it was also funny how none of them realized how snotty and high school they all sounded while they did it.
The thing that confuses me about the whole house thing is that Alex says they haven't finished it because she was preggers a couple years back. If they had the money they claimed they did, wouldn't they *hire* someone to finish the floors? They aren't claiming that they do the work themselves, are they? One call to Empire would get flooring installed in those places *next day*, as the commercial says. No reason why their home needs to sit in disrepair for as long as it has...??

My fave part of the reunion show was when they called LuAnn out on being a snob. I LOVED watching her watch the clip where she corrected Bethenny on how to introduce her to the driver. You could tell she was super uncomfy. She was very quiet after that. And, yes, I caught it when she said, "Alls I know is..." GAH! PLEASE don't write an etiquette book, LuAnn. You need to learn proper English first!

I laughed out out when Simon came onto the reunion show. If I were him (scary thought) I wouldn't dare step foot in anything that involved that group of women after they all came after him for attending 'girls night out'. He must really be a control freak big time. Alex and Simon wanted to set the record straight on what kind of people they were, but boy did that backfire!

RAMONA. Egads. She has some issues, most of which seem to stem from her childhood/parents. I'd actually feel a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such an attack dog. She was getting sheer pleasure when everyone was attacking Alex. Look at her face - she is ear to ear smiles and giddy as can be. Yikes!

Bethenny - man, she went after just about everyone. She has balls. She is very funny, I like her, but she is an intimidating woman. On the show, she seemed to be friendly with all the women, but on the reunion show she came after all of them except Jill.

Jill - I like Jill. She is the most likeable of all the women on the show - the most even keel and genuine.

GREAT reunion show. I loved it!

04-24-2008, 12:52 PM	#1461
Poohtz Tito grows up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hairplug City Posts: 751	Re: The Real Housewives of New York City I am learning so much off the internet. Ladies, hold on to your hats! Simon is actually a triplet. Yes that's right, there are two more handsome mugs like him out there running around. I hear they are single and they also like animal prints. Yes, just like Simon, these two are real animal lovers!!!

04-24-2008, 02:23 PM	#1467
Beezers Destiny is a fickle b**ch Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a suburb!!! Posts: 458	Re: The Real Housewives of New York City I was thinking more along the lines of small, shriveled nuts.

04-24-2008, 02:24 PM	#1468
Poohtz Tito grows up! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hairplug City Posts: 751	Re: The Real Housewives of New York City Didn't someone say that Alex started out modeling?

04-24-2008, 02:27 PM	#1470
onei0091 FORT Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 490	Re: The Real Housewives of New York City Oh! The reunion show was FABULOUS! It had way more snark in it than the previews gave it credit for. I assumed that Ramona left the set because Jill was laying into her- I was surprised to see that it was because of Alex's nude photos. Too funny! The snark about Alex and Simon's house being unfinished was a hoot. They all ganged up on her and reprimanded her for having a crappy house. LOL! It was funny to watch them call her out on it, but it was also funny how none of them realized how snotty and high school they all sounded while they did it. The thing that confuses me about the whole house thing is that Alex says they haven't finished it because she was preggers a couple years back. If they had the money they claimed they did, wouldn't they hire someone to finish the floors? They aren't claiming that they do the work themselves, are they? One call to Empire would get flooring installed in those places next day, as the commercial says. No reason why their home needs to sit in disrepair for as long as it has...?? My fave part of the reunion show was when they called LuAnn out on being a snob. I LOVED watching her watch the clip where she corrected Bethenny on how to introduce her to the driver. You could tell she was super uncomfy. She was very quiet after that. And, yes, I caught it when she said, "Alls I know is..." GAH! PLEASE don't write an etiquette book, LuAnn. You need to learn proper English first! I laughed out out when Simon came onto the reunion show. If I were him (scary thought) I wouldn't dare step foot in anything that involved that group of women after they all came after him for attending 'girls night out'. He must really be a control freak big time. Alex and Simon wanted to set the record straight on what kind of people they were, but boy did that backfire! RAMONA. Egads. She has some issues, most of which seem to stem from her childhood/parents. I'd actually feel a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such an attack dog. She was getting sheer pleasure when everyone was attacking Alex. Look at her face - she is ear to ear smiles and giddy as can be. Yikes! Bethenny - man, she went after just about everyone. She has balls. She is very funny, I like her, but she is an intimidating woman. On the show, she seemed to be friendly with all the women, but on the reunion show she came after all of them except Jill. Jill - I like Jill. She is the most likeable of all the women on the show - the most even keel and genuine. GREAT reunion show. I loved it!