The Real Housewives of New York City

[Beezers]

Personally, I don't think any of them has as much hair as Simon. I bet if you grew Simon's hair out, it would be kinda wiggy like Alex's.

[Google]

 

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by Margaritaville

Apparently they frequent Scores as well... yet another mention on PageSix today -

SIGHTINGS - New York Post

Nice, what a couple of losers. The funniest part is, they are probably laughing at how dumb the reporter is for saying that Simon is British.

[New Mommy]

Originally Posted by luvsginger

How exactly did those disgusting photos get on the internet? Andy Cohen suggested that Alex and Simon were responsible. If Simon took the photos, how would someone else get their hands on them? For obvious reasons, they were not stolen by construction workers in their house. Who else would have access to them. On the reunion show, Simon said "once we realized they were out, we embraced it". He should be at the least reprimanded for using the hotel to snap those disgusting photos of the mother of his children. They are soooooo disgusting to me. Someone said they'd have to be brain dead to not sign up for Season 2, the fact is they ARE brain dead!
I wish I didnt look, so so gross!!! EWWWW!!

Alex was part of a book called "Bad Girls Hotel". That's why they're out there. I'll get the name of the photographer in a bit. He's Bob Coulter. The so-called, Mommy photos, were taken by someone else. I bet there are videos of her out there, too, but they haven't surfaced.

[New Mommy]

On another note, I saw the Pope earlier in the week in NYC and couldn't help but notice that he would make an excellent advertisement for Ramona's crosses. I really expected to see her make an appearance with him wearing matching crosses and she, all bug-eyed, would be telling the whole world how now she is holy and will be made a saint! (right!)

[New Mommy]

Loved the photos of the VanKempen family reunion.
Looking at them made me realize that Lauri and her brood must be Simon's first cousins! I always thought she resembled Lurch. So does Simon! Alex got her hair care tips from Grandmama.

[JoJo Dancer]

Originally Posted by Beezers

Could be related to Baller from Big Brother!
What FREAK site are you on anyways?? I wouldn't even know the adjectives to use to search for those pics!

Seriously, Alex's dad is turning my stomach...


I'm beginning to not believe the ladder bit. I think she wants to take steps up the ladder, but she's sliding down the pole!

You guys are killin' me!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poohtz]

Johan's time enhanced photo has finally come in. Alex and Simon weren't going to do one for him, they really didn't care if he was missing, but they didn't want to look like bad parents.

[Poohtz]

Have you ever wondered why we never see the French au pair?

[New Mommy]

Are you sure the above isn't the daughter they keep hidden in the basement?????

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by New Mommy

Are you sure the above isn't the daughter they keep hidden in the basement?????

No wonder the au pair has teeth like Alex. Imagine that, they lied to me, who'd a thunk? Perhaps I misunderstood, they may have said "old pair"...