The Real Housewives of New York City

[Riot Nrrrd™]

Is the Nastiness of 'The Real Housewives' Contagious? - New York Magazine

lol ... gotta love "JEFFREYFRANKLIN"'s snark-tastic comment:

These "women" are obscene & certainly not "classy" (p.s. - those who are "classy" do not even use that de classe term).

Alex - Ex "model/actress" from Kansas? Have fun busting into society with that CV (not to mention teeth). Has posed for vulgar nudes easily found on the Net.

Simon - Motel 6 manager with bogus accent & bad toupee.

Jill - Barbra Streisand hooked nose Long Island harridan. Nice society accent. Love the way you pick your teeth with your fingernails @ 21.

Bethenny - Perhaps the worst. Shrill, materialistic & opportunistic. Liquored up black widow desperately trying to ensnare a wealthy man into her web of self delusion. Feels like "Puffy" (the epitome of sophistication) in Miami. Self important bimbo with garish breast job and bat-mitzvah nose job. Oy Gevalt!

LuAnn - A "Countess" named "LuAnn" (originally "Lu-Ann") says it all. Trophy hag.

Ramona - Queen of the glycolic peels and Clorox bangs. Mini skirts on a 52 year old.

Begs tennis coach to remove his shirt because "she can look, she's not dead"

Dreadful, dreadful slags.

[Google]

 

[terrapin]

Originally Posted by TeeVeeThree

Seriously, I'm no prude, but don't you think it's totally unprofessional to have the manager of an "upscale" (he said it, not me) hotel hosting full frontal photoshoots OF HIS WIFE in his place of employment?

I mean, I am all for Slime-on getting fired. If poor Jason got fired over this show, Slime-on should too.

This just in...

Carlton Hotel to be Renamed

Attempting to capitalize on recent publicity received by its Manager, the hotel has announced plans to rename itself Sleep-n-Sleeze. Though the brothel, er...hotel will still accept most major credit cards, it will also offer a pay-with-porn option, whereby swingers, er...guests can pay for lodging with nude photos, under the watchful and lustful direction of Simon Van Kampen.

Additional new touches include plug-in vibrators in every room and, for a nominal fee, guests (male and female alike) can be treated to a late-night visit from Mr. Van Kampen himself. A thong-only dress code will be strictly enforced on hotel grounds.

[AngloAm]

Originally Posted by TeeVeeThree

OMG I just realized that the South Florida pics:

were taken at the fleabag hotel Simon manages! Check out the tile:

http://hotelchandler.com/imge/gallery/bathlg.jpg

John's right - these are the perfect antidote to ex-Gay people.

On the other hand, Simon's speedo moments and motions might just turn a queer boy straight so it all balances out.

[lvmykds]

What a way to start the day!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life

You guys are hysterical and the pictures posted...what can I say! I think Bethenny may have a run for the money in the comedy department!

[AngloAm]

Originally Posted by Beezers

DUDE! That's no sister! That's Francois 25 years from now when he changed his name to Fran after YEARS of being raised by a perpetually nude mother and a raging feminine father!

I wonder how Victoria's Secret feels about their nude Visual Merchandiser??? She certainly isn't hiding any secrets with THOSE shots....Ironic job title isn't it??

OMG I nearly passed out laughing. Seriously.

[terrapin]

Originally Posted by terrapin

This just in...

Carlton Hotel to be Renamed

Attempting to capitalize on recent publicity received by its Manager, the hotel has announced plans to rename itself Sleep-n-Sleeze. Though the brothel, er...hotel will still accept most major credit cards, it will also offer a pay-with-porn option, whereby swingers, er...guests can pay for lodging with nude photos, under the watchful and lustful direction of Simon Van Kampen.

Additional new touches include plug-in vibrators in every room and, for a nominal fee, guests (male and female alike) can be treated to a late-night visit from Mr. Van Kampen himself. A thong-only dress code will be strictly enforced on hotel grounds.

My apologies. Should be Hotel Chandler, not Carlton.

[holly71]

OMG, nekkid Alex is even more hideous than the stuff of nightmares. Maybe she has a future career as a creature in horror films.

[luvsginger]

How exactly did those disgusting photos get on the internet? Andy Cohen suggested that Alex and Simon were responsible. If Simon took the photos, how would someone else get their hands on them? For obvious reasons, they were not stolen by construction workers in their house. Who else would have access to them. On the reunion show, Simon said "once we realized they were out, we embraced it". He should be at the least reprimanded for using the hotel to snap those disgusting photos of the mother of his children. They are soooooo disgusting to me. Someone said they'd have to be brain dead to not sign up for Season 2, the fact is they ARE brain dead!
I wish I didnt look, so so gross!!! EWWWW!!

[Margaritaville]

Apparently they frequent Scores as well... yet another mention on PageSix today -

SIGHTINGS - New York Post

[Poohtz]

This just in, photos from Simon's family reunion!