The Real Housewives of New York City

[Beezers]

Originally Posted by TeeVeeThree

OMG I just realized that the South Florida pics:

were taken at the fleabag hotel Simon manages! Check out the tile:

http://hotelchandler.com/imge/gallery/bathlg.jpg

HOLY WHORE-DOWN BATMAN! (Best Bethenny I could come up with)
I thought I saw all the pictures and the only ones I saw were topless and she had on black shorts. HOW MANY FRIGGEN PICTURES DID SHE TAKE?!?!

That was just shocking and pitifying. Granted, she's got a nice figure, but the face sure doesn't match to it. And the lieing about why she had them done. All of them. That sure didn't look like a "celebration of the body after having a child" to me! I didn't know those kind of pictures required shots of the va-jay-jay. The good Lord knows we don't need to see where the tazmanian spawn ACTUALLY came from! Yikes!
And you did good sleuthing TeeVee recognizing it was done in the ultra exclusive and oh-so-posh hotel that Slimon runs. I bet they didn't even rent out the room for the day. It was done on the down low. Shame, shame Simon. That's as good as stealing. Wow, stealing and porn. Good upper class qualities!

I bet if enough people searched, there are some of Simon too. He's narcissitic enough to want some of himself too. For HER pleasure...yeah, yeah, right.

[Google]

 

[Beezers]

I'm feeling vicious tonight. See a resemblence?? I did from the first cast photo... Just imagine less freckles and make-up. Could be.. Maybe she was Eric Stoltz's stand in.
I know! I warned you I was vicious tonight....

[Juliana]

OK. Now I'm going to have nightmares about big giant nipples chasing me around hotels.

[TeeVeeThree]

Seriously, I'm no prude, but don't you think it's totally unprofessional to have the manager of an "upscale" (he said it, not me) hotel hosting full frontal photoshoots OF HIS WIFE in his place of employment?

I mean, I am all for Slime-on getting fired. If poor Jason got fired over this show, Slime-on should too.

[rebotco]

The Case of the Serial Poser Poseur

Them's a lot of different nudie photo sessions of Alex. Clearly, this isn't just something she did on a lark.

Alex, take a memo: If you're gonna pose nude, at least pose provocatively, or with a photographer who knows how to make an unappealing body look at least remotely sensual. And choose one: nude shots or high society? They're mutually exclusive.

Now, can someone please explain to me why Bethenny's nearly-silent beau got fired from a job no one watching even knew he had, while Simon makes a public spectacle of himself, poses his nude wife in his boss' hotel, shrugs his shoulders when they're posted in magazines and on the internet, and still hasn't been fired from his job? (OK, I know the answer is "free publicity," but still, what guest wants to go there to be greeted by a sleazy general manager?)

Edit: Looks like TeeVeeThree and I were on exactly the same train of thought at the same time! I was typing while you were posting.

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by TeeVeeThree

Seriously, I'm no prude, but don't you think it's totally unprofessional to have the manager of an "upscale" (he said it, not me) hotel hosting full frontal photoshoots OF HIS WIFE in his place of employment?

I mean, I am all for Slime-on getting fired. If poor Jason got fired over this show, Slime-on should too.

This really makes me wonder if he rents out the rooms to certain people who only need it for an hour at a time, and do they change the sheets afterwards?
yuck yuck yuck

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by Beezers

I'm feeling vicious tonight. See a resemblence?? I did from the first cast photo... Just imagine less freckles and make-up. Could be.. Maybe she was Eric Stoltz's stand in.
I know! I warned you I was vicious tonight....

We should do a poll to see who everyone thinks is better looking!!!

[luvsginger]

Eric Stoltz! Hands down!!!

[Poohtz]

Originally Posted by luvsginger

Eric Stoltz! Hands down!!!

But which one would be better looking naked?

[Jesper]

Eric Stoltz! Pants down!!