The Real Housewives of New York City

[tvaholic]

I think that Alex looked especially horse faced on the reunion show. I thought that Laurie (OC) had a pretty good horse face going but I think that Alex has her beat in that department because she has the horse teeth too! I loved the question if she would pose nude in "Playboy"? They wouldn't want her! We saw the nude pictures and she may be thin but doesn't have one speck of muscle tone not to mention that the twins aren't that great. It was awfully nice of Bethenny to say that Alex looked good in the photos but that was one time that our Beth wasn't telling the truth. I think that she was trying to make up for being so hard on them before.
Ramona hasn't had any surgery? Then what the hell is up with her face? Did she stick it in a pot of boiling water? Are her eyelids receding? She needs surgery, fast! It kills me that she doesn't approve of the nude photos of Alex. What? Little miss "Too Old to Dress Like a Hoochie Mama" doesn't approve? Give me a break!
Alex, "Equestrian Weekly" called. They want you for their cover!

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[Jexter]

I had occasion to watch the original Stepford Wives movie. Paula Prentiss plays the normal wife's best friend until she gets zombitized. SHe and Luanne bear a striking resemblance. Even their personalities are similar (prior to the labotomy or whatever the heck those crazy men did to their wives.

[Jesper]

Gawd, ya'll are funnier than Jill&Beth tonight.

Hey Bravo, give Jill a talk show and let her ask the questions! She may not be considered the prettiest of the bunch by some standards, but I think she's got a lot of charisma. She's certainly the most watchable. I think she fudged her excuse about leaving Luca Luca; I was wishing she would have said what she did and added that she didn't want to sit behind RAFreeeka for fear of getting injured. (That a lady or windmill?) But I don't blame her, she took the high road. She did so more than anyone else. Wow. a "housewife" that I think I genuinely like!

Rafreaka...what a trainwreck! Okay, not only getting up and all the rest; but the way she got up? I can't even type what she did; the word picture infects my brain. Others have mentioned that she walks like a linebacker - I've seen football players walk and I believe they have much more grace. Spastic? I don't know when I've seen a person flail so much; I hoped that the EMTs were on hand in case they needed to put one of those things to hold her tongue down so she didn't choke on it. She.scares.me. (Pug Mum, that was the perfect icon for her!)

I was not at all impressed with Her Majesty. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. I watched her eyes as she processed that bit about Rosie saying she needed to spend time with the kids and she totally pushed it off on Count Chocula while using another one of her famous syrupy icings to deflect: "I love Rosie". Is she forgetting that all we saw was her leaving the kids to go play? Whatever. She's been trained to put a positive and pleasant button on everything. She makes sure she does and it and if she doesn't feel truly heard, she'll repeat, rephrase for emphasis. We get it already. You read Emily Post. Your desire to come off as oh-so-poised and perfect only makes you look like a dolt. And gimme a break on not seeing the driver's hand. Heh, I loved how uncomfortable she looked as she tried to sqirm out of it. She's not bad for an amateur, but I hope she doesn't try to break into acting. Especially TV or film - like she said, the camera doesn't lie and the camera picked up on all that minutia behind her eyes. Wow, her eyes are a great read. I'd love to play poker with her!!

CRikEY, mates! Throw another Simon on the barbie! There.are.no.words. But I'm sure I'll muster up something. Seriously, there is something beyond scary about Slimone and their whole relationship. I could spend hours dissecting said frogs, but for brevity sake will stick what they served up tonight. Are they out of their ever lovin' minds? Really. Trying to refute what was just displayed on film? Just for grins let's say that was a tape in a court room being presented as evidence - a Philadelphia lawyer couldn't get them out of that one and the two of them have the verbal/communication skills (uh, uh, ummmm..uh....duh..) of a house cat. Articulate? Yeah, that's the word that comes to mind. Liars. And bad cheesy ones ta boot! "Who wouldn't want to improve their station in life?" wailed Bess as she learned of remaining skullery for yet another spring... Love how Bethenny didn't let up!! She rocked it! She wasn't going to let them get away with it. Drats on Andy for switching topics!

We already know the real answer about Alex and the Playboy pics. According to the story from The Gawker they were her Playboy submission photos. Imagine her squirming as she hoped no one had that particular piece of candy in the bowl. She looked like she wanted to curl up and go home and then I realized she was in panic mode waiting for Slimone. He was in the rest room across the street. Tap if you need any.

[mercedes08]

Originally Posted by Jexter

I had occasion to watch the original Stepford Wives movie. Paula Prentiss plays the normal wife's best friend until she gets zombitized. SHe and Luanne bear a striking resemblance. Even their personalities are similar (prior to the labotomy or whatever the heck those crazy men did to their wives.

I keep thinking that Luann reminded me of someone and it was driving me crazy. Everytime that she was on, I would be thinking about it and you nailed it. That is exactly who she looks like and behaves as. Good job, right on the money with that comparison....:

[mercedes08]

Originally Posted by Jesper

Gawd, ya'll are funnier than Jill&Beth tonight.

Hey Bravo, give Jill a talk show and let her ask the questions! She may not be considered the prettiest of the bunch by some standards, but I think she's got a lot of charisma. She's certainly the most watchable. I think she fudged her excuse about leaving Luca Luca; I was wishing she would have said what she did and added that she didn't want to sit behind RAFreeeka for fear of getting injured. (That a lady or windmill?) But I don't blame her, she took the high road. She did so more than anyone else. Wow. a "housewife" that I think I genuinely like!

Rafreaka...what a trainwreck! Okay, not only getting up and all the rest; but the way she got up? I can't even type what she did; the word picture infects my brain. Others have mentioned that she walks like a linebacker - I've seen football players walk and I believe they have much more grace. Spastic? I don't know when I've seen a person flail so much; I hoped that the EMTs were on hand in case they needed to put one of those things to hold her tongue down so she didn't choke on it. She.scares.me. (Pug Mum, that was the perfect icon for her!)

I was not at all impressed with Her Majesty. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. I watched her eyes as she processed that bit about Rosie saying she needed to spend time with the kids and she totally pushed it off on Count Chocula while using another one of her famous syrupy icings to deflect: "I love Rosie". Is she forgetting that all we saw was her leaving the kids to go play? Whatever. She's been trained to put a positive and pleasant button on everything. She makes sure she does and it and if she doesn't feel truly heard, she'll repeat, rephrase for emphasis. We get it already. You read Emily Post. Your desire to come off as oh-so-poised and perfect only makes you look like a dolt. And gimme a break on not seeing the driver's hand. Heh, I loved how uncomfortable she looked as she tried to sqirm out of it. She's not bad for an amateur, but I hope she doesn't try to break into acting. Especially TV or film - like she said, the camera doesn't lie and the camera picked up on all that minutia behind her eyes. Wow, her eyes are a great read. I'd love to play poker with her!!

CRikEY, mates! Throw another Simon on the barbie! There.are.no.words. But I'm sure I'll muster up something. Seriously, there is something beyond scary about Slimone and their whole relationship. I could spend hours dissecting said frogs, but for brevity sake will stick what they served up tonight. Are they out of their ever lovin' minds? Really. Trying to refute what was just displayed on film? Just for grins let's say that was a tape in a court room being presented as evidence - a Philadelphia lawyer couldn't get them out of that one and the two of them have the verbal/communication skills (uh, uh, ummmm..uh....duh..) of a house cat. Articulate? Yeah, that's the word that comes to mind. Liars. And bad cheesy ones ta boot! "Who wouldn't want to improve their station in life?" wailed Bess as she learned of remaining skullery for yet another spring... Love how Bethenny didn't let up!! She rocked it! She wasn't going to let them get away with it. Drats on Andy for switching topics!

We already know the real answer about Alex and the Playboy pics. According to the story from The Gawker they were her Playboy submission photos. Imagine her squirming as she hoped no one had that particular piece of candy in the bowl. She looked like she wanted to curl up and go home and then I realized she was in panic mode waiting for Slimone. He was in the rest room across the street. Tap if you need any.

Fantastic post! Your review belongs in the New York Post...lol... You described the housewives and the last show perfectly....

[mercedes08]

Originally Posted by tvaholic

Ramona!!!!!! She crazy!!!!!

You picked the perfect smiley for the lil annoying rapid bugged eye gozzilla Ramona..

[mercedes08]

Originally Posted by Maruchan

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! My head is exploding! Romana expected to come across as the society page cutie. "Oh she's so pretty and smart and oh so connected"She looks like a dog's dinner and acts like a sophmoric bitch. Betheny is the best I love her ability to cut through the BS and with a wickedly funny sense of humor. The reunion was really candid I'll watch again and again. The looks only Jill can flash were priceless. Sorry Frankie was'nt mentioned,I'd love to know where he decided to get his doctorate, Harvard ? maybe.

Ramona had to be the most annoying of the Housewives. Simon and Alex are over the top with their make believe world, but they don't have that nasty edge on them as does Ramona. She is one NASTY creature. She looks and behaves like she comes from my neighborhood, but pretends to be rubbing elbows with the elite...lol...she is a crackerjack pretentious self-centered critter. Ramona is popping some type of med, those eyes are bugging out and her mood swings are explosive. How can her husband and daughter live with such an explosive personality. I feel sorry for them.

She thinks she's one hot babe........ .....she needs to drop some of her meds and really look in the mirror, then she in for a shock of her life.......She's just one plain miserable human being and she is the only one that is unaware of it....lol...

[livin4reality]

I can just see Simon now, in the car on the way home, "I thought that went rather well, don't you?"

[beesknees]

Originally Posted by mercedes08

I keep thinking that Luann reminded me of someone and it was driving me crazy. Everytime that she was on, I would be thinking about it and you nailed it. That is exactly who she looks like and behaves as. Good job, right on the money with that comparison....:

AMAZING observation (bwa, ha, ha). You hit the nail on the head. Loo Ann IS a stepford wife. Si, si, si......

[luvsginger]

Originally Posted by livin4reality

I can just see Simon now, in the car on the way home, "I thought that went rather well, don't you?"

Alex then repeats "yes, that went rather well".