It's far too late for the Hello Kitty lady.....she's very comfortable in her strange ways and she can afford to stay that way. I don't think she was very happy with being stood up by Clark Kent and having to go on a date w/Bluto instead. I think it had to be his looks that turned her off because he was very charming, she liked him before. He was #2.
I was checking her age and found her IMDB page...yes, she has one. It also has 62 photos of herself on it....a lot show a woman who vaguely resembles Robin Kassner, aka Hello Kitty Lady.
And let's not forget her lack of morals and/or Table Manners. I was taught to keep the hand I wasn't using for my fork in my lap. Apparently, she heard it as "keep your hand in someone's else's lap"
I think the Doctor/Lawyer Brainiac was raised by an overly adoring mother, who made him believe that he is something he definitely is not. I really thinks he doesn't understand why he doesn't have a woman in his life.