Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Page 8

lakergirl1 · 11-30-2007, 04:14 PM

I cant take bruce anymore either! those fake confused looks. he doesn't do anything when he is supposedly so upset. oh please. theyre all tools. yet, i tune in.....

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Nemeses · 11-30-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 21longhorngal

I think they said he is dating the girl from 3LW Adrianna...

What's 3LW?

MissNomer · 11-30-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lakergirl1

I cant take bruce anymore either! those fake confused looks. he doesn't do anything when he is supposedly so upset. oh please. theyre all tools. yet, i tune in.....

I think the technical term, that we are, would be "rubber neckers"!! We see that KarKrash in the next lane and though we know what it is, we STILL have to slow down and gawk!!

Even if they protested, put their hands up and said, "we're hideous--look away!" - well, not only would we STILL have to look, but then we'd have to make it a special point to look!!

I guess we just can't go against human nature. Just go with the flow!

Nemeses · 11-30-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MissNomer

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Even if they protested, put their hands up and said, "we're hideous--look away!" -

In my head, I kinda see it more like this....

A Kardashian: "we're hideous -- look away!"
Nemeses: "I know, that's why I'm watching... I want to see if it finally gets through to you that you are indeed hideous".

At least, that's the scene that plays in my mind.

IstateTheFacts · 12-01-2007, 10:32 AM

I have never heard of 3LW. I just looked them up on Google. Apparently they are a group of singers. I am in my 40s, so I don't listen to teeny bopper bands.

Nemeses · 12-01-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by IstateTheFacts

I have never heard of 3LW. I just looked them up on Google. Apparently they are a group of singers. I am in my 40s, so I don't listen to teeny bopper bands.

Thanks for clearing that up. I couldn't figure out what in the world 3LW meant, lol.

anurse · 12-02-2007, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Nemeses

The only thing I can figure these Kardashian girls and mom have left to do for a 2nd 'season' is to just all pile into bed together and make it with each other, which would then make the universe stop in it's tracks and start reversing course. Then eventually that would erase all memories of a Kardashian family, a Paris Hilton, etc., etc., etc.... back to a time when females actually thought that to get somewhere in show business they had to practice acting or singing or dancing for years... all with their clothes on, and it wouldn't be embarassing to have a brain cell or two.

That's the only way I can make sense of a 2nd season of Kardashian females on tv.

Oh snap, Nemeses, you must have a crystal ball

Just saw the previews for the finale. Underage sisters in bed with some dude on film. "But everyone takes pictures with their boyfriend" No.they.don't. And if they do, they leave their baby sis out of them.

FBI??? WTF??? I'm appalled that my tax dollars are spent chasing tramps instead of terrorists. And why, oh, why, Pimp-Momma, would you broadcast it to the world of reality tv?

Oh, yeah, 10% of internet sales. Stupid me.

estygal4 · 12-03-2007, 07:03 PM

I avoided this show, but in a moment of weakness and boredom I taped the "marathon" on my dvr, and after fast forwarding thru this mess, I quickly erased every episode...

What a mess....Madam Mama is busy getting her 10% from her no talent daughter. The poor little girls can work a stripper pole, mix a martini, and prance in imitation of "Girls Gone Wild"....how nice??

This show is as fake as poor Bruce Jenner's face. SO many other "reality show" standards and "plugs" on here....Brody Jenner , the Palms Hotel (*from Sunset Tan)...The Wedding Chapel where Britney got married...so much seems scripted and cheezy with "tie ins" for sponsors.

How fake was that "Homeless guy" they picked up?? I think the Dentist has been on 10 Years Younger or some other reality show?

I was surprized that Madam Mama didn't take the 2 young girls to Dr 90210 to see about a boob job...(Maybe Child Protective Services should see this show huh?)

What a mess.....everyone lies to each other, everyone lies to Bruce, Kim's sex tape, stripper pole, Madam Mama poses nude, ...Girls gone Wild...a DUI, more sex tapes....and Madam Mama out for her 10 percent.

Ewww....I feel like I should wash my tv with peroxide and get my dvr a shot of penicillin after watching this junk!

Nemeses · 12-03-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by estygal4

Ewww....I feel like I should wash my tv with peroxide and get my dvr a shot of penicillin after watching this junk!

I hate to tell you this, estygal, but... in the interest of compassion, it's only fair that we let you know that your DVR might not pull through. Once exposed to this Kardashianistic level of toxicity and ignorance, the mortality rate among DVR's is high. But the good news is that because this sort of accident happens all too often, your DVR is now eligible for membership in MEILHI*, which provides free mechanical therapy for the lifetime of the machine.

I hope this offers some hope for your DVR. Our thoughts are with you at this time.

*MEILHI: Machines Exposed to Inhumane Levels of Human Imbecility

Nemeses · 12-03-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by anurse

Oh snap, Nemeses, you must have a crystal ball

Just saw the previews for the finale. Underage sisters in bed with some dude on film. "But everyone takes pictures with their boyfriend" No.they.don't. And if they do, they leave their baby sis out of them.

*holds hands over ears* No! I won't listen to this, you can't make me! I was only (half) kidding! Nightmares aren't supposed to come true!

11-30-2007, 04:14 PM	#71
lakergirl1 Count Your Blessings Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 366	Re: Keeping Up With the Kardashians I cant take bruce anymore either! those fake confused looks. he doesn't do anything when he is supposedly so upset. oh please. theyre all tools. yet, i tune in..... __________________ Everyday is a Blessing!

12-01-2007, 10:32 AM	#75
IstateTheFacts Vote for Hillary! Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 467	Re: Keeping Up With the Kardashians I have never heard of 3LW. I just looked them up on Google. Apparently they are a group of singers. I am in my 40s, so I don't listen to teeny bopper bands.

12-03-2007, 07:03 PM	#78
estygal4 FORT Fan Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 269	Re: Keeping Up With the Kardashians I avoided this show, but in a moment of weakness and boredom I taped the "marathon" on my dvr, and after fast forwarding thru this mess, I quickly erased every episode... What a mess....Madam Mama is busy getting her 10% from her no talent daughter. The poor little girls can work a stripper pole, mix a martini, and prance in imitation of "Girls Gone Wild"....how nice?? This show is as fake as poor Bruce Jenner's face. SO many other "reality show" standards and "plugs" on here....Brody Jenner , the Palms Hotel (*from Sunset Tan)...The Wedding Chapel where Britney got married...so much seems scripted and cheezy with "tie ins" for sponsors. How fake was that "Homeless guy" they picked up?? I think the Dentist has been on 10 Years Younger or some other reality show? I was surprized that Madam Mama didn't take the 2 young girls to Dr 90210 to see about a boob job...(Maybe Child Protective Services should see this show huh?) What a mess.....everyone lies to each other, everyone lies to Bruce, Kim's sex tape, stripper pole, Madam Mama poses nude, ...Girls gone Wild...a DUI, more sex tapes....and Madam Mama out for her 10 percent. Ewww....I feel like I should wash my tv with peroxide and get my dvr a shot of penicillin after watching this junk!