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Alice

[OzNTM]

Was just reading news stories and found this:



It's Jonathan Pease. Now why didn't he take his shirt off in AusNTM??? Oh well, as the Herald Sun Confidential says, we want him to do that in his new show - Confidential - lol maybe they'll have some sway over it, considering Confidential is the TV version of the newspapers from around the country's Confidential section.

Oh and I also read there that Janice Dickinson is going to be starring in Darren Hayes' (used to be in Savage Garden) new filmclip.

Both articles here:
The secret's out, Jonathan! | Herald Sun
Wonderful Dickinson video | Herald Sun

[atlasshrugs]

Oh Alice, I do wish she would go back to her old hair. The new color ages her.

[TopModelFan1]

OK, so 11 others girls lived with her for three months, camera men followed her 24/7, her parents know her more than anyone, and all these people (save for the camera men) said Alice does not have an eating disorder, and yet people still think she has one. I don't get it!

Wow, Cassandra looks AMAZING post show. She looks like a Lanvin model (minus the Lanvin model weight. Seriously, I'm not making any accusations, but those girls are THIN.)

[Allie]

Originally Posted by TopModelFan1

OK, so 11 others girls lived with her for three months, camera men followed her 24/7, her parents know her more than anyone, and all these people (save for the camera men) said Alice does not have an eating disorder, and yet people still think she has one. I don't get it!

Wow, Cassandra looks AMAZING post show. She looks like a Lanvin model (minus the Lanvin model weight. Seriously, I'm not making any accusations, but those girls are THIN.)

I generally look at the size of the thighs and if the skull bone is visible in the forehead. I was anorexic and had an eating disorder for years, and I don't see that look in her eyes. But that's just my opinion.

She just looks thin to me. And she has a big head. My son has a big head, and it makes the rest of him look smaller.

[Maxam]

OK guys. AusNTM Cycle 3 has ended. And so has my crying count for that season. This post is going to be a long one.

OK so here's the crying count for the WHOLE SEASON, this time in fancy Excel Spreadsheet format!



So to start -- there were two equally large tearless runs, with Steph H and Sophie. No surprise there.

Jordan had the longest run of tears! Also, she cried TWICE during the finale episode! Even when not on the show anymore, she still adds to the fun. If only Paloma had gone in a wild rampage and ripped the two finalists' hair off, and then started crying in a corner about how everyone criticizes her when she's the only good one in the competition.

Cobi had the lowest cries-per-contestant amount. Even Jaimi, the idiot who left the show to be with her boyfriend because she couldn't wait a couple days (Puh-LEEZE) cried more than Cobi! And so because of that, the owner of the Cold-F----ing-Bitch-Of-The-Cycle crown goes to COBI!!! Congratulations! You're a disgrace.

And then, of COURSE, Paloma was our star crier, with an outstanding Cries-Per-Contestant value of TWO! TWO CRIES PER EVERY EPISODE! I'll always love you, Paloma, and you looked great at the finale.

OK, now that that's over with, let's get to the finale itself. But seriously, was that a finale? Or a comedy show?

With all those clip shows of the girls blubbering and bitching, I thought that I was in heaven. And seriously, the way they edited those clipshows, it looked like they were making them for US, the people at Fort! But of course, it was a live finale, and the editors made that clip show after the public responded to the show, so who knows -- maybe they DID make some of the clip show dedicated to our joking at the season.

Some notable moments:

1. When they played Charlottes line "ga-ga-ga-ga-GANSTA" but remixed it so that the "gagaga" part was about 30 "ga"s a second
2. When Charlotte said that Anika's boobs were contestants of their own. HAH!
3. When they made a clip show pretty much devoted to Anika's fugly appearance
4. How 90% of the blubbering/bitching clipshows were dedicated to Paloma. God, I fell in love with her all over again at that show
5. Jodhi's childish whining! HAH!!! I loved how when she cast her vote, she said "this is such a hard desision.." and then immediately just gave her vote to Steph without any reasoning given. BITCH!
6. Did you guys hear what the last thing said on the whole season was? It was Jordan! Right when they finished playing the "don't you look at my a**" song in the credits, they put in the "Game on mole" that Jordan said while fighting with Paloma ("guess what, you just lost me as a friend") LMAO!!! That was delicious
7. When Alice jumped up and down and giggled uncontrollably when she won. Seriously, you know when people say "oh, she'll gain the confidence if we give the title to her"? That was a definite case of that happening. Yay Alice!!!
8. Did anyone notice that the only good thing anyone had to say about Steph H was that her face was great?
9. I'm going to put this in analogy form. "Fierce" is to ANTM, as "Expensive" is to AusNTM. Expensive is SO the wrong word! Seriously, are these girls whores or something? Actually, kinda yea they are.
10. The extra clip of Paloma when she was packing up after having been eliminated, and how she said "Bye Australia! You'll see more of me soon! And this show's going to be really boring because all these other girls suck!" LMAO and boy was she right!

So yea. That's what I got from the finale. It was amazingly funny, and it had a great ending. Seriously, if Steph's picture came up on the screen, it would have made the whole finale, and the whole season just a big load of **** (just like how Jaslene's winning ruined all of cycle 8. But Ja**lene only got a BACK cover on seventeen magazine, and her six-page-spread was shoved to the very end of the magazine. HAH! Bitch.)

Anyway, I'm so glad that Australia has finally picked a good winner. However, with Jodhi's proposal of "I'm never going to do live TV again," it looks like there won't be anymore live AusNTM finales, thus no more good winners. But really, three of the five original judges voted for Steph. Steph would have won had it not been a live finale.

And also, one more thing to add to the "what I loved about this finale" list, is how Steph started crying right when they had counted all the judges votes. Why? Because at that point she KNEW that she had just lost. It was 5 to 3, so even if the public voted for her (which I'm guessing is equal to just one judge vote), it would have ended up as 5 to 4, favoring Alice. Honestly, what was the point of announcing the winner when it was so obvious who was going to win?

So yay. Great winner. Great finale. Loved it. Hopefully next season won't be dooky.

[GossipGirlANTM]

Originally Posted by Maxam

OK guys. AusNTM Cycle 3 has ended. And so has my crying count for that season. This post is going to be a long one.

OK so here's the crying count for the WHOLE SEASON, this time in fancy Excel Spreadsheet format!



So to start -- there were two equally large tearless runs, with Steph H and Sophie. No surprise there.

Jordan had the longest run of tears! Also, she cried TWICE during the finale episode! Even when not on the show anymore, she still adds to the fun. If only Paloma had gone in a wild rampage and ripped the two finalists' hair off, and then started crying in a corner about how everyone criticizes her when she's the only good one in the competition.

Cobi had the lowest cries-per-contestant amount. Even Jaimi, the idiot who left the show to be with her boyfriend because she couldn't wait a couple days (Puh-LEEZE) cried more than Cobi! And so because of that, the owner of the Cold-F----ing-Bitch-Of-The-Cycle crown goes to COBI!!! Congratulations! You're a disgrace.

And then, of COURSE, Paloma was our star crier, with an outstanding Cries-Per-Contestant value of TWO! TWO CRIES PER EVERY EPISODE! I'll always love you, Paloma, and you looked great at the finale.

OK, now that that's over with, let's get to the finale itself. But seriously, was that a finale? Or a comedy show?

With all those clip shows of the girls blubbering and bitching, I thought that I was in heaven. And seriously, the way they edited those clipshows, it looked like they were making them for US, the people at Fort! But of course, it was a live finale, and the editors made that clip show after the public responded to the show, so who knows -- maybe they DID make some of the clip show dedicated to our joking at the season.

Some notable moments:

1. When they played Charlottes line "ga-ga-ga-ga-GANSTA" but remixed it so that the "gagaga" part was about 30 "ga"s a second
2. When Charlotte said that Anika's boobs were contestants of their own. HAH!
3. When they made a clip show pretty much devoted to Anika's fugly appearance
4. How 90% of the blubbering/bitching clipshows were dedicated to Paloma. God, I fell in love with her all over again at that show
5. Jodhi's childish whining! HAH!!! I loved how when she cast her vote, she said "this is such a hard desision.." and then immediately just gave her vote to Steph without any reasoning given. BITCH!
6. Did you guys hear what the last thing said on the whole season was? It was Jordan! Right when they finished playing the "don't you look at my a**" song in the credits, they put in the "Game on mole" that Jordan said while fighting with Paloma ("guess what, you just lost me as a friend") LMAO!!! That was delicious
7. When Alice jumped up and down and giggled uncontrollably when she won. Seriously, you know when people say "oh, she'll gain the confidence if we give the title to her"? That was a definite case of that happening. Yay Alice!!!
8. Did anyone notice that the only good thing anyone had to say about Steph H was that her face was great?
9. I'm going to put this in analogy form. "Fierce" is to ANTM, as "Expensive" is to AusNTM. Expensive is SO the wrong word! Seriously, are these girls whores or something? Actually, kinda yea they are.
10. The extra clip of Paloma when she was packing up after having been eliminated, and how she said "Bye Australia! You'll see more of me soon! And this show's going to be really boring because all these other girls suck!" LMAO and boy was she right!

So yea. That's what I got from the finale. It was amazingly funny, and it had a great ending. Seriously, if Steph's picture came up on the screen, it would have made the whole finale, and the whole season just a big load of **** (just like how Jaslene's winning ruined all of cycle 8. But Ja**lene only got a BACK cover on seventeen magazine, and her six-page-spread was shoved to the very end of the magazine. HAH! Bitch.)

Anyway, I'm so glad that Australia has finally picked a good winner. However, with Jodhi's proposal of "I'm never going to do live TV again," it looks like there won't be anymore live AusNTM finales, thus no more good winners. But really, three of the five original judges voted for Steph. Steph would have won had it not been a live finale.

And also, one more thing to add to the "what I loved about this finale" list, is how Steph started crying right when they had counted all the judges votes. Why? Because at that point she KNEW that she had just lost. It was 5 to 3, so even if the public voted for her (which I'm guessing is equal to just one judge vote), it would have ended up as 5 to 4, favoring Alice. Honestly, what was the point of announcing the winner when it was so obvious who was going to win?

So yay. Great winner. Great finale. Loved it. Hopefully next season won't be dooky.

God Maxam, we must share brainwaves.
I swear to god you just expressed everything I loved about the finale right there!

[iv3rdawG]

Wonderful re-cap, Maxam. Love the cry count Excel Sheet

[TopModelFan1]

I'm confused....

I can't understand that thingymajiggermabobber.